Truth

[supermeme]

Truth to Type RULES ○ In the subject line, put what your character would ICly say their type is. ○ Oh no, not the mysterious, truth-telling buttons that appear from thin air! They're back with a vengeance. To wit, throw in the body of your comment what your character's type ACTUALLY is. ○ We point. We laugh. Everyone has fun. That last part is questionable.

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Handsome, kind, responsible, a bit intense but also able to have fun, a natural leader...

[beautymarker]

... is the type I fall for. The type I actually end up with? Tall, pretty-faced chaotic neutrals.

Elegant but not highbrow. Smart but not shrill. Strong but not in a masculine way.

[halfsmart]

[[He is so deep in that closet please come destroy him]]

Smart, gorgeous women who don't realize they're unappreciated.

[gopackers]

Really, it's people who hate me more than I hate myselfuuu--dge biscuits. I need therapy. I thought I could get by with just the cat. Whoops a daisy.

No one...

[zauberdecke]

Brilliant and slightly nerdy men who have the audacity to do cute and thoughtful things that take me completely by surprise.

[ He actually loves it, despite his chagrin ]

[avengedninefold]

I can find you someone like that - call me your Cupid.

Any woman who treats him with a modicum of care and dignity.

[catsgothistongue]

[Digging his hands in his pockets.]

Not any woman.

[saudadist]

[ damn Ranma u good? ]

So you are particular about that, huh?

Women. Just women. Especially strong ones who can lift her off her feet.

[thiccness]

[Nervous laughter + blushing intensifying.]

[fortyfingersoffury]

I mean...who could blame you?

[Sure it's a bit cheesy but it's been a hot minute since Amara had a chance to show off and so she flexes her biceps letting her siren tattoos glow bright blue for a moment.]

Cute girls who cuss and fight a lot.

[nekketsu_ace]

Yeah, that's about it. Man, this mystery voice really gets me!

[megumin]

That does seem like your type, doesn't it? I'll keep my eyes peeled for a girl who's looking for a good looking dummy like you.

[She says this affectionately, like she's humoring a kid brother. Even though she's clearly younger than him.]

Interesting male company, who either can keep up with my flirting, or get adorably flustered...

[lettersfrombel]

[Button: The thing that makes me go weak in the knees is men who are good with children, and are openly kind and compassionate.]

[Frowning... the addendum is far too domestic and wholesome.]

[gopackers]

[ He squints at the button. ] Oh well. They're good things to want, at least.

A woman who is brave, empathetic, hard working, and kind.

[suneko_no_hitomi]

[What made him write that down?]

[Button: Fiery Redheads. One Fiery Redhead.]

Someone smart, shy, fun, respectful of my talents, and with a keen interest in me.

[megumin]

Huh... I've actually got pretty good taste when I look at it laid out like that.

[nekketsu_ace]

[Smiling and waiting patiently and politely as if he expected her to say something else that was incredibly troubling.]

A man with a good skincare routine.

[magicmira]

Self-care is important.

Convenient tools to secure my reign

[gaeaf]

..............

[ Yet the button says: kind and noble heroes who would be just and ideal rulers. ]

[frankish]

Haha, I hear those noble sorts can be a lot of trouble. I can't blame you for wanting something more convenient.

Cuties who can kick my ass!

[intertwinedfates]

["Anyone willing to look past my flaws to love me." DAMN BUTTON.]

[pettymuch]

...I'm kinda disturbed we have the same answers.

[ Well, his is flip-flopped the other way, but still. ]

i don't have a type.

[unchanges]

[ kind, optimistic, stubborn men willing to be patient with my suspicion and reluctance. ]

.. Hm.

Re: i don't have a type.

[lettersfrombel]

[this gets a sympathetic wince]

Ah, you too? Well, reluctance for a relationship.

My type? It's pretty broad!

[meltinglight]

[Button: WEIRDOS.]

Can I have a few more buttons? It's not wrong, but...

[ohihateyou]

[ Literally just this face. ]

I have neither the time nor the inclination to consider that question.

[lost_and_foundry]

[But the button begs to differ: Driven, emotionally unavailable, arrogant men who spend more time composing their manifesto than acknowledging I exist.

He'll just busy himself with trying to remove that now.]

[furyofthesmall]

[Squints at the button.]

Dude…have a little self respect.

I'm not really picky as long as there's chemistry with the other person

[professional_overthinker]

[ Button: yet somehow it's always the weird ones that interest him the most. ]

...ey, now.

Someone who cherishes their family and friends?

[startraveler]

[It's really that simple!]

[guujin]

...Hmph.

[ There is a distinct lack of 'family' and 'friends' here. ]

Cute and mean.

[soft_shelled]

[While the button says otherwise: Cute helps, but also understanding and kind and not weirded out by me and my family.]

No one, really... but I guess someone kind would be nice?

[alivian]

[And, scattered across several-buttons,]

Kind-hearted, genuine people who are passionate for what they do or believe in, that I can have excited debates with, and cuddle with long into the night.

A person with the Dynamics of a Submissive or Switch would also save my life.

[He'll just pretend that he doesn't see so many buttons. Of course even his inner-heart is long-winded....]

[ooc: Tags will be slow to nonexistent until May 17th when I get home.]

Handsome, Rich, Funny, Dazzling, Powerful— [the list is long and obnoxious]

[ninanna]

[Info & Prefs in Journal | Button States: People who will look beyond my outwardly shallow and self-sabotaging nature. Patient, persistent, tsundere wrangler.]

[ahrimanes]

Y'know, what reason would anyone have to look past all that in the first place?

Men that'll give me some kind of a challenge and actually take me out on dates. NO GAMERS.

[rippedoff]

[The bar is SO low. Don't mind her trying to pull off the button that reads: HIMBOS AND/OR HOT MESSES".]

[hatician]

[Look who gulps because he's recently downloaded solitaire on his phone--]

Beautiful women who like to dress in revealing outfits and tease guys!

[ihearthumanity]

I also may have a thing for animal girls, android girls, and heavenly beings.

[Listen... if he's forced to be honest, he may as well be shameless too!]

Complicated people. Problematic people.

[melanholia]

[Because he's a problem too.]

[heiress_to_carcosa]

A god has to keep things interesting, right?

[Her voice was teasing, so she clearly knew that Molly calling himself a god that one time was a joke.]

Sus women.

[destroyersrow]

Listen.

[gaeaf]

[Listen, she says, and nothing follows.]

Are you going to finish your sentence?