Truth

[supermeme]

Truth to Type RULES ○ In the subject line, put what your character would ICly say their type is. ○ Oh no, not the mysterious, truth-telling buttons that appear from thin air! They're back with a vengeance. To wit, throw in the body of your comment what your character's type ACTUALLY is. ○ We point. We laugh. Everyone has fun. That last part is questionable.

Comments

I don't have a type because I'm not interested in such things.

[heptagram]

[...the button has a veritable essay. "Smart folks. People who prefer peace and quiet. Girls who are more energetic than her. Girls who can take charge. Most girls at all, actually. Likes those who are well-endowed. Really needs to stop being in such denial, probably."]

[sleepslikethedead]

[Just gonna ignore that button to go ahead and tease her anyway.]

"Not interested in such things," she says. Coulda fooled me.

[heptagram]

[Oh heck. Here's Komachi to rub in how desperate she is under the surface. Sheesh, she almost wants to just skip a few steps here because she knows it'll be about two minutes before Komachi will be shoving more of that gigantic cock into her than it reasonably seems like she should be able to take.]

D...do you have to just go around announcing that in public...?

[sleepslikethedead]

[Seems likely. The front of Komachi's robes is already starting to look a little (lot) tented.]

Hey, I don't recall announcing anything--I just made a real general statement. Didn't say one word about the kindsa noises you make when I've got you bent over.

[heptagram]

[Yep, as expected. What a pain, she can scarcely control herself around such a thing...]

Hey, hey! People might hear you say that, you know?

[sleepslikethedead]

[Komachi chuckles, draping an arm around Patchouli's shoulders.]

Could always take this conversation somewhere quieter, if that's what you're worried about.

People who are perfectly fine with him being unrepentantly evil.

[geezer_mode]

[Sorry. No Good-aligned people, please.]

I have no type.

[acestrawberrypimp]

[Which is a big fat lie as the button reads "arrogant men that can meet his challenges and exceed his expectations and certain slutty pink spiders."]

Capable. Confident. Respectful.

[heypartner]

I'm a simple man.

[pursuitofcappiness]

It's a nice list of qualities.

[heypartner]

Why do you think I like you so much, sunshine?

[pursuitofcappiness]

How do you feel about people who are oblivious?

[heypartner]

There's a certain charm to 'em.

Sloots

[oilchange]

((OOC: I'm terribly sorry for Thad's crudeness))

Big boobs, big lips and an hour glass figure is a bonus.

cute heroic blond(e)s

[kelpheaded]

No, that's. That's it.

Self-assured. Good in a fight. Capable with firearms. Trustworthy.

[paladindanse]

[The results from the button are much the same, with one added caveat: able to see past the soldier to the person. Emphasis included.]

Cool guys who are good at what they do.

[menkoi]

[ truth button: "Your Undivided Attention" 😭 ]

[russianicetiger]

Explains a lot.

[menkoi]

[ already crushing truth button underfoot ]

Yeah? Who doesn't like cool guys.

[russianicetiger]

Yeah, so... Destroying something people already saw doesn't erase their memories.
[ He vaguely gestures toward the poor button. ]

Besides, it's less boring than some generic old "I like cool guys" shit.

[menkoi]

If you remember it, the fuck do I still need it for?

[ he super doesn't agree that the button was less boring, it's not even worth addressing, god ]

Boobs are nice. Boobs.

[gumboots]

["Boobs are good, but also a winning smile and the ability to tolerate being around him for more than ten minutes straight is a winning formula."]

Makin' it sound like I'm a pain in the ass to be around...[grumble grumble grumble, pardon him while he tries to set fire to the button instead thanks.]

You, darling.

[unrequite]

[ ota 25+ | button text: Ideally, someone who I can introduce to my mother. ]

Ideally, but nothing is truly ideal in life, is it?

[ There's a small frown on his face as he stares at the button, though. Hey, don't bring his mom into this! ]

nameless maincharacters?

[devilishkouhai]

[ She already pressed the button don't worry about it. This button makes you tell the truth right? Well, she pressed it, because you know - she loves a good button pressing! Who doesn't? Especially when you are chaotic evil incarnate and the queen of self-sabotage.

Now this button, it said: Nameless Maincharacters. Thus the reason she had said the truth out loud. What SHE thinks is going to happen, is different from the truth. As the AI Moon Cancer herself, thinks by pressing the button. One is going to show up. Its not like there's a sign in front of her face, telling her what it does. Or its not like she can break the fourth wall to know what's going on.

Anyway, BB just keeps pressing it. Waiting for the Nameless Main character to show up.

Actually mun started choking laughing, because she wrote all that and did not realize how fucking true this all is until this very moment. ]

...Someone I'm comfortable with.

[howlr]

[ the truth button says "someone i'm comfortable with, like a friend, that awakens my instinct to protect them, yet ultimately doesn't need my protection". ]