Truth

[supermeme]

Truth to Type RULES ○ In the subject line, put what your character would ICly say their type is. ○ Oh no, not the mysterious, truth-telling buttons that appear from thin air! They're back with a vengeance. To wit, throw in the body of your comment what your character's type ACTUALLY is. ○ We point. We laugh. Everyone has fun. That last part is questionable.

Comments

[ohihateyou]

Exactly. I'm getting wrinkles, and no one wants that.

[meltinglight]

[LEANS IN REAL CLOSE]

What?? I didn't see any wrinkles last time I stared at your face in bed--!

[ohihateyou]

[ He doesn't move even a little. ]

You know you can just take a photo, right?

[meltinglight]

That's not the same.

[Unflappable on this issue.]

Have you noticed a decrease in elasticity?

[ohihateyou]

You didn't even try it. And no, I just said that so you'd let me sleep.

[meltinglight]

Oh... I was already thinking of a new pre-bedtime skincare routine for you.

[ohihateyou]

Yeah, I figured. That's why I had to head that shit right off at the pass.

[meltinglight]

[shocked pikachu]

Dito!! You might like it if you tried one or two products!

[ohihateyou]

You don't think I've had enough of your product on my face?

[meltinglight]

Ahahaha... The rumours that that product is an effective acne treatment are false...!

[ohihateyou]

Good thing I don't give a shit about that. Who'd believe that, anyway?

[meltinglight]

Lots of strange fluids have been used in skin care. Sheep's placenta, snail slime, there are even vampire facials!

[ohihateyou]

I'm assuming that last one involves blood? What, do you put it on your face or something?

[ It's impossible for him not to smile at the idea. ]

[meltinglight]

Why are you smiling?! Is that the one? Is it?? You'd do that one if I asked, huh??

[ohihateyou]

[ The smile just grows. ]

I'd do it anytime, anywhere.

[meltinglight]

[Shiver!!]

Splashing your enemy's entrails all over your face wouldn't work, Dito. The procedure uses your own. That's not as fun for you, ne?

[ohihateyou]

[ Okay, now the smile drops. Mostly so he can look somewhat confused instead. ]

What? What the hell does it matter whose blood it is?

[meltinglight]

Well, the collagen -

[Dito's impression of confused_math_lady.jpg may very well continue through Tomoe's well-researched and painstaking explanation of why rich white women do the crazy things they do to look young.]

- but maybe none of that is relevant because you're a Disciple and your cells might react differently!

[ohihateyou]

[ Of course the look persists, and he even starts to wonder why he even asked and if he could possibly take a nap unnoticed, when the talking finally stops. ]

Yeah. So. ...What you're saying is, it doesn't matter.

[meltinglight]

[Dito hasn't mastered sleeping with his eyes open yet? Amateur.]

That's not true! You would need to try it and monitor the results.

[ohihateyou]

[ Apparently he needs to worry about being poisoned or bludgeoned in his sleep, so now's the time to learn. ]

I don't know. I'm covered in blood pretty often and I look amazing, so I'm just going to keep it up.

[meltinglight]

[It's always the cute ones that are the scariest.]

You would keep it up even if you didn't look amazing.

[ohihateyou]

You know me so well. Still, nice bonus, huh?

[meltinglight]

I'm the last person to complain about beauty. [Staring at, fondly.] Let's, mm, go somewhere, to be alone...?

[ohihateyou]

Hm? Yeah, sure. Where are we going?