Truth

[supermeme]

Truth to Type RULES ○ In the subject line, put what your character would ICly say their type is. ○ Oh no, not the mysterious, truth-telling buttons that appear from thin air! They're back with a vengeance. To wit, throw in the body of your comment what your character's type ACTUALLY is. ○ We point. We laugh. Everyone has fun. That last part is questionable.

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Cuties who can kick my ass!

[intertwinedfates]

["Anyone willing to look past my flaws to love me." DAMN BUTTON.]

[pettymuch]

...I'm kinda disturbed we have the same answers.

[ Well, his is flip-flopped the other way, but still. ]

[intertwinedfates]

Guess that means we're not so different after all.

And that we're gonna have to tussle for the same girls!

[pettymuch]

--!!

There's no way I'm letting you get someone before me!

[intertwinedfates]

We'll see about that! It's a battle of hoodie versus jersey!

[pettymuch]

I already win, then! More people wear hoodies than lame track suits.

[intertwinedfates]

It's not lame! It's a much more unique fashion statement!

[startraveler]

So you're a battle maniac or something?

[He knows someone else like that.]

[intertwinedfates]

Well, I was a war god.

[Though more like he's just a masochist tbh]

[startraveler]

A war god that likes getting beaten up? I guess you weren't very effective.

[Sounds like a masochist to him, yeah.]

[intertwinedfates]

Was too! I just happen to like people who can hold their own against me, that's all!

[startraveler]

Well, if you say so.

[Does he look like he believes it? Nope.]

[intertwinedfates]

Think whatever you like, then, since nothing I say will probably change your mind. Hmph!

[He'll keep on huffing and pouting in that case.]

[ninanna]

[Ishtar's first thoughts are, "yikes" and "pathetic" but. Considering her 'type' is largely the same she can't manage to actually verbalize those hypocritical kneejerk reactions.

Yet.]

Oh my, do you even have any redeeming qualities that outweigh those flaws?

[intertwinedfates]

O-Of course I do! I'm a god for starters, I work hard mostly, I help people generally, and I have a cute boy who I look after! I'm a well-rounded guy!

[ninanna]

...So you're a single deadbeat dad?

[Just making bold, leaping assumptions.]

[intertwinedfates]

Ah, er--

Pretty much? [HE CAN'T DENY IT]

I do get calls for jobs here and there, though! So not a total deadbeat!

[ninanna]

Good luck catching someone with no steady employment and a kid. What do you even do as a god?

[Ishtar technically doesn't have a job anymore either, but she does NOT perceive herself as throwing stones in a glass house. Though she is quite curious to hear his answer to her question.]

[intertwinedfates]

I slay ayakashi, solve people's problems, help lost souls. That kind of thing. It's not as bad as you're making it sound!

[The biggest issue is just him living under a friend's roof. Literally, in the attic.]

[pyonpyon]

Shouldn't a god be above that?

[intertwinedfates]

Hey, gods are people too!

[pyonpyon]

I didn't think gods could be perverted masochists...

[intertwinedfates]

[HE HEARD THAT]

Who're you calling perverted?! [Yet he's not denying the other descriptor...]

[pyonpyon]

[ He... isn't...... addressing the masochist part............ ]


I'm calling you one. You. The guy with the low standards~!

[intertwinedfates]

[When you're a glutton for punishment like him, sometimes there's no point in pretending otherwise.]

Hey! My standards are plenty high! They just happen to be particular!