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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[sparklings]

Are you ignoring my texts?????

[zlodey]

I'm busy preparing your lobotomy.

( HOLD TIGHT )

[sparklings]

Aww ♥
So the way I love you now
The way I do everything for you
All of that is not enough?
You crave even MORE of my love?
That's a bit much even for you, fedya

[ no more babygirl ]

[zlodey]

I'm sure I could squeeze you out for more, Kolya.
What do you say?
Though, you already tend to act like you've undergone the procedure...

( goodbye babygirl you will be missed )

[sparklings]

I have, I have!
By loving you, I most certainly have!
Perhaps another one will free me from the original one?

[zlodey]

Is loving me like a lobotomy?

( ... actually, yeah, that kind of checks out. )

Hm.
It certainly wouldn't hurt to try, I suppose.
Well... it would hurt you, seeing as you tend to squirm a lot beneath my hands. ( ??? )

[sparklings]

If you don't want me to squirm so much maybe you should try choking me harder ♠

[ ????? ]

[zlodey]

Is that the solution?
I'll remember it for next time. ( ????? )

[sparklings]

See?!!!??!??!??!
This is why you're my best friend in the whole world.
You play along with me, and you get me!
Maybe next time I'll be the one wringing your neck?

[zlodey]

I don't see why not.
You have been eyeing it for a while now.
Been thinking about hurting me, Kolya?

[sparklings]

I don't think about hurting you, because I love you.
But not thinking of it out of love makes me a slave to my own feelings - it's all part of my dilemma!
I really ought to kill you soon and get my free will back, huh.
Though, well, I love you, so, if you wanted me to hurt you, I'd be happy to comply!

[zlodey]

I'd hate to make you even more conflicted, my dear Kolya.
Searching for your answer is your utmost priority, no?
Then again, if you could hurt me without killing me — isn't that proof of your own free will, too?

[sparklings]

Oh, Fedya.
You always know what to say to lift my spirits!
I'll take you up on that, then!!!!!

By the by . . . . .
Are you texting anyone else?

[ HM???? ]

[zlodey]

Why do you ask?

( HM????? )

[sparklings]

I don't like it when you talk to someone else while I'm talking to you.
It makes me lonely.
Makes me a li- - - - ttle bit insane!

[zlodey]

How cute.
It's not nice to be selfish, Kolya.
If you want all of my attention, you'll have to work a little harder.

[sparklings]

Should I make your hands disappear and appear next to me so you won't be able to text anyone else?
Oh!!
Then I could also use your hands for fun things, like pantomime!

[zlodey]

How fun.
But, ah, I do need my hands; there are still things I must arrange.
Why don't you send me one of your hands to keep me company?

[sparklings]

[ UWOGHUUA?!?!!?!??!? doki . . . . . ]

Eh?????
You want my hand????
What sort of things will you do with it???
Hold it??
Make it count to five!??
Or perhaps,
Make it
Touch you . . . . . . !?

[zlodey]

( CALM DOWN!!! )

I need it to fetch me some documents from the other room.
I don't want to get up, you see.

[sparklings]

[ . . . . . . . . ]

I think I'll take your hands, after all!

[zlodey]

My hands are yours to take.

( ... )

Later, when I'm done with work.

[sparklings]

What are you texting these people?
Shall I sneak a peek?
I want to know.
I want to know if they make you happy and how.

[zlodey]

Ah, but isn't not knowing much more entertaining?
Watching you drive yourself mad in wonder will make me happy.

[sparklings]

How great for me that I'm already mad!

Fear not, I'll find out their identities and take extra good care of *their* hands instead!