tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[zlodey]

I don't see why not.
You have been eyeing it for a while now.
Been thinking about hurting me, Kolya?

[sparklings]

I don't think about hurting you, because I love you.
But not thinking of it out of love makes me a slave to my own feelings - it's all part of my dilemma!
I really ought to kill you soon and get my free will back, huh.
Though, well, I love you, so, if you wanted me to hurt you, I'd be happy to comply!

[zlodey]

I'd hate to make you even more conflicted, my dear Kolya.
Searching for your answer is your utmost priority, no?
Then again, if you could hurt me without killing me — isn't that proof of your own free will, too?

[sparklings]

Oh, Fedya.
You always know what to say to lift my spirits!
I'll take you up on that, then!!!!!

By the by . . . . .
Are you texting anyone else?

[ HM???? ]

[zlodey]

Why do you ask?

( HM????? )

[sparklings]

I don't like it when you talk to someone else while I'm talking to you.
It makes me lonely.
Makes me a li- - - - ttle bit insane!

[zlodey]

How cute.
It's not nice to be selfish, Kolya.
If you want all of my attention, you'll have to work a little harder.

[sparklings]

Should I make your hands disappear and appear next to me so you won't be able to text anyone else?
Oh!!
Then I could also use your hands for fun things, like pantomime!

[zlodey]

How fun.
But, ah, I do need my hands; there are still things I must arrange.
Why don't you send me one of your hands to keep me company?

[sparklings]

[ UWOGHUUA?!?!!?!??!? doki . . . . . ]

Eh?????
You want my hand????
What sort of things will you do with it???
Hold it??
Make it count to five!??
Or perhaps,
Make it
Touch you . . . . . . !?

[zlodey]

( CALM DOWN!!! )

I need it to fetch me some documents from the other room.
I don't want to get up, you see.

[sparklings]

[ . . . . . . . . ]

I think I'll take your hands, after all!

[zlodey]

My hands are yours to take.

( ... )

Later, when I'm done with work.

[sparklings]

What are you texting these people?
Shall I sneak a peek?
I want to know.
I want to know if they make you happy and how.

[zlodey]

Ah, but isn't not knowing much more entertaining?
Watching you drive yourself mad in wonder will make me happy.

[sparklings]

How great for me that I'm already mad!

Fear not, I'll find out their identities and take extra good care of *their* hands instead!

[zlodey]

Excellent.
I was going to ask you to run some errands for me, anyway.

( baby can u kill these people for him pwetty pwease )

[sparklings]

[ coming for the jjk cast as we speak!!! ]

Yay!
Ah but you gotta promise something first!
No more texting them!
Text me instead!
Send me “emoji”!!!!

[zlodey]

( can a man not manipulate&manwhore in peace!! )

Of course. I promise.

( guy who loves to lie )

🤧

[sparklings]

[ omg!!!!!! babygirl did it!!!!! ]

Fedya ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀
🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

[zlodey]

🦷?

( WHY R U SENDING HIM TEETH )

[sparklings]

It's the inside of my mouth!
Mwah!!!!!!

[zlodey]

Oh.
I thought you were biting me.

[sparklings]

Do you want me to bite you??????
Where?
Personally, I kind of want to bite your earsies!
🦷👂🏻👂🏻🦷

[zlodey]

( can't let him bite his fingers bc that's his own job also mobile is NOT cooperating )

That would require me to take my hat off.
Pick something else.