[ okay but fyodor’s pet is a cat that purrs really loud on your ear when you’re trying to sleep and bites your hand until it bleeds when you pet him too much and also brings you dead rats and birds, while chuuya is a cat that acts like he doesn't like being held or touched at all so really dazai has No choice but to ignore him. his dog issue is all on dazai though, that much is true. ]
There's purity in your impurity, my beloved friend. I wouldn't change a thing. Would you be opposed to a coat of red paint in between us when I finally get to hold you?
( true. they got all bases covered in terms of pets... but fyodor would argue that a kitty that ultimately still does your bidding is better than whatever the hell dazai's got going with his!!! )
Have I ever been opposed to one? But, as I said before, it'll have to be outside of my study. These books are important, and you tend to be a little... messy.
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I love that about you.
🫀
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Maybe you should be punished for it!
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( please )
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What I do agree with is that the act of loving someone so madly can be quite terrifying.
Especially when they're rather unpredictable.
Are you afraid of how much you love me, Kolya?
Or does love come to you as naturally as breathing?
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What I feel for you is unique and unrepeatable.
And truth be told, I never expected you to love me back in any measure in the first place.
[ 💔 ]
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What I feel for you is unique and unrepeatable, too.
( but what is it? well... ****, of course. )
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I meant what I feel for you I feel for nobody else!
Can you still say the same about me?
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( that one's easy because nobody is as insane as nikolai. duh. )
Did you think you meant so little to me?
I'm hurt, Kolya.
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Oh, it feels good to hear it!
Hurry and finish your errands so I can hold you in my arms!
[ fearless ]
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Have you finished all of yours?
Did you wash the blood off yet?
( don't get him dirty pls )
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You always make it so difficult for us to meet and greet and eet-cetera!
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But if you get any grime and gore on any of my books or documents, I will kill you.
( :) )
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But not you.
I can't promise that.
[ fyodor can bond with dazai over having an insane pet too ]
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There's no need to keep a demon as pristine as an angel, anyway.
I've always been tainted, so cover me in filth to your heart's content.
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There's purity in your impurity, my beloved friend.
I wouldn't change a thing.
Would you be opposed to a coat of red paint in between us when I finally get to hold you?
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Have I ever been opposed to one?
But, as I said before, it'll have to be outside of my study.
These books are important, and you tend to be a little... messy.
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You're banned from coming into my room now.
I'll go to yours, how about it?
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I don't have one!
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