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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
( he treats his pet a little better than dazai at least? )

There's no need to keep a demon as pristine as an angel, anyway.
I've always been tainted, so cover me in filth to your heart's content.
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[personal profile] sparklings 2023-09-16 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ okay but fyodor’s pet is a cat that purrs really loud on your ear when you’re trying to sleep and bites your hand until it bleeds when you pet him too much and also brings you dead rats and birds, while chuuya is a cat that acts like he doesn't like being held or touched at all so really dazai has No choice but to ignore him. his dog issue is all on dazai though, that much is true. ]

There's purity in your impurity, my beloved friend.
I wouldn't change a thing.
Would you be opposed to a coat of red paint in between us when I finally get to hold you?
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
( true. they got all bases covered in terms of pets... but fyodor would argue that a kitty that ultimately still does your bidding is better than whatever the hell dazai's got going with his!!! )

Have I ever been opposed to one?
But, as I said before, it'll have to be outside of my study.
These books are important, and you tend to be a little... messy.
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[personal profile] sparklings 2023-09-16 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I can always clean up after!
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Books aren't something you can clean so easily.
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[personal profile] sparklings 2023-09-16 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Water and soap, water and soap!
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it! Stooo ~ ooop!
You're banned from coming into my room now.
I'll go to yours, how about it?
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[personal profile] sparklings 2023-09-16 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine?
I don't have one!
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Where do you sleep, then?

( does he even want to know... )
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[personal profile] sparklings 2023-09-16 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's play a game to find out!!!!!!!!!!
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not?
What's the game?
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[personal profile] sparklings 2023-09-16 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's simple!
You fall asleep,
I blindfold you
I carry you to the place I sleep with my cloak
When you wake up, you have to guess where you are before you're buried alive!
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm... sure.
Must I fall asleep first, though? I fear I might not be able to, with the anticipation and all.
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[personal profile] sparklings 2023-09-16 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I could always drug you instead?
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Will a blindfold not suffice?
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[personal profile] sparklings 2023-09-16 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
If you were anyone else, probably.
But you're too smart, and could probably trace every little twist and turn!
That, and I want to touch you while you sleep.