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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[sparklings]

Should I make your hands disappear and appear next to me so you won't be able to text anyone else?
Oh!!
Then I could also use your hands for fun things, like pantomime!

[zlodey]

How fun.
But, ah, I do need my hands; there are still things I must arrange.
Why don't you send me one of your hands to keep me company?

[sparklings]

[ UWOGHUUA?!?!!?!??!? doki . . . . . ]

Eh?????
You want my hand????
What sort of things will you do with it???
Hold it??
Make it count to five!??
Or perhaps,
Make it
Touch you . . . . . . !?

[zlodey]

( CALM DOWN!!! )

I need it to fetch me some documents from the other room.
I don't want to get up, you see.

[sparklings]

[ . . . . . . . . ]

I think I'll take your hands, after all!

[zlodey]

My hands are yours to take.

( ... )

Later, when I'm done with work.

[sparklings]

What are you texting these people?
Shall I sneak a peek?
I want to know.
I want to know if they make you happy and how.

[zlodey]

Ah, but isn't not knowing much more entertaining?
Watching you drive yourself mad in wonder will make me happy.

[sparklings]

How great for me that I'm already mad!

Fear not, I'll find out their identities and take extra good care of *their* hands instead!

[zlodey]

Excellent.
I was going to ask you to run some errands for me, anyway.

( baby can u kill these people for him pwetty pwease )

[sparklings]

[ coming for the jjk cast as we speak!!! ]

Yay!
Ah but you gotta promise something first!
No more texting them!
Text me instead!
Send me “emoji”!!!!

[zlodey]

( can a man not manipulate&manwhore in peace!! )

Of course. I promise.

( guy who loves to lie )

🤧

[sparklings]

[ omg!!!!!! babygirl did it!!!!! ]

Fedya ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀
🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

[zlodey]

🦷?

( WHY R U SENDING HIM TEETH )

[sparklings]

It's the inside of my mouth!
Mwah!!!!!!

[zlodey]

Oh.
I thought you were biting me.

[sparklings]

Do you want me to bite you??????
Where?
Personally, I kind of want to bite your earsies!
🦷👂🏻👂🏻🦷

[zlodey]

( can't let him bite his fingers bc that's his own job also mobile is NOT cooperating )

That would require me to take my hat off.
Pick something else.

[sparklings]

Let's make it a guessing game!

1) Your neck!
2) Your wrists!
3) Your tongue!!!!!!!!!

[zlodey]

Let's see... knowing you, it'll be all three?

[sparklings]

Ding Ding Ding!
Congratulations, you're our 10000th visitor!
Thanks for playing!
YOU WON!!!!!!

Your prize is I get to bite you for real!!!

[zlodey]

That seems like a reward for you moreso than me.
Give me an actual prize.

[sparklings]

Dinner under the moonlight?

[zlodey]

Hmm...
Will you be the one cooking it, Kolya?
I'm not interested otherwise.

[sparklings]

If that's what Fedya wants!

But I also get to bite you!