tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[ohihateyou]

I wish I could.

[blastedass]

Do it at your freedom party.

[ohihateyou]

Planning a party now? I can't wait that long.

[blastedass]

Sounds like you wait forever until she finally dies.

[ohihateyou]

Do you know how to kill an Intoner? Enlighten me.

[blastedass]

Never fucking said I did. But I know you're gonna get out from under her at some point.

[ohihateyou]

If it happens, it happens. Just don't die holding your breath over it. See my original text for reasons why.

[blastedass]

I'm not gonna waste my life like that.



But the door's open whenever you wanna take a break.

[ohihateyou]

You know I'm taking you up on that whenever I can, right?

[blastedass]

Kick your ass if you wake me up in the middle of the damn night.

[Come in, get in bed, and go to sleep quietly if you're gonna crash at an obscene hour.]

[ohihateyou]

If you're going to bother getting up just to touch my ass, that's on you.

[ What's an "obscene hour"? 9:30pm, just after the nightly news? ]

[blastedass]

I'LL KICK IT IN MY SLEEP!

[Which defeats the warning about waking him up, but you know, hey.

After midnight.]

[ohihateyou]

If you're trying to tell me you dream about my ass, you don't need to beat around the bush about it.

[blastedass]

How the fuck did your brain reach that stupid conclusion?

Oh right, you're drunk.

[ohihateyou]

How the hell else do you plan on kicking my ass in your sleep?

[blastedass]

Awesome reflexes.

[ohihateyou]

If you're asleep, I wouldn't even be waking you up.
This really is just all about you being obsessed with my ass.

[blastedass]

LIKE HELL IT IS!!
KICK YOUR OWN ASS AND DIE!!

[ohihateyou]

Now you sound drunk.

[blastedass]

I'M COMPLETELY SOBER!!

[ohihateyou]

Ugh, still?

[blastedass]

The fuck do you mean "still"? Alcohol tastes disgusting.

[ohihateyou]

You taste disgusting.

[blastedass]

You had your tongue halfway down my throat last night.

[ohihateyou]

Well, how else would I know?