tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[blastedass]

[ Enough to compliment him, exasperatedly yell at him, and simply agree with him... in one conversation. It's concerning. ]

You taste like lard.

[ohihateyou]

[ Things happen when your only other option is to actually get up and go get water. ]

Of all the things to find delicious... I knew you were weird, but damn.

[blastedass]

[Poor thing. What's a boy to do?]

Then you've never tasted something made with it from someone who can actually cook.

[ohihateyou]

Obviously I meant uncookied.

[ohihateyou]

uncooked.

"uncookied" ~ best new word

[blastedass]

Stop drinking whatever you're fucking drinking and go get some goddamn water.

what a usefully timed typo

[ohihateyou]

Nah.
You bring me some if it's that important to you.

[blastedass]

Depends on where you are.

[ohihateyou]

I'll let you know as soon as I find out.

[blastedass]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND START DRINKING WHATEVER SHIT YOU FIND THERE?!

[ohihateyou]

I'm about 85% sure I brought it with me. It's probably fine.

[blastedass]

Are you in your world or mine?

[At least start there.]

[ohihateyou]

Probably yours? What, are you really coming?

[blastedass]

If it means dragging your sloshed ass off the fucking streets.

[ohihateyou]

It's fine, I'm outside someone's house.

[blastedass]

Send me a picture.

[ohihateyou]

[ What he sends is... a picture. Taken at a small distance from above, there's definitely a house, and it does appear to be in Japan according to the street markings.

Realizing that's probably not too helpful, location-wise, he also aims down and sends a picture of the tree he's sitting in. That's totally useful. ]

[blastedass]

[Okay so the street markings are somewhat helpful, but getting a random house (without any identification characters) and a fucking tree (even worse) are as useful as a thumb in front of the lens.]

Do you see a pole nearby with metal signs sticking out of them? Look for a street corner. Take a picture of that if you find it.

[ohihateyou]

Goddamn you're demanding. "Take a picture. No not that one take another"

[ But he does it anyway, looking around until he finds what he's sure is the correct thing and sending a picture of it. Thankfully it isn't too far away, because he can't remember how to zoom on purpose right now. ]

[blastedass]

Shut up. You're drunk and lost, damn brat.

[That's all he needs. Complete with the bit of the house shown and the two street names, he easily pinpoints the location using the map app and satellite zoom.]

Stay where you are. I'll come get you.

[ohihateyou]

I'm not lost, I know exactly where I am. In a tree.

[ And he's staying in that tree, because he was told to stay where he is. ]

[blastedass]

Lost in a fucking tree.

[Here's hoping no idiot tries driving by and luring said brat out of said tree. Or the cops for that matter...]

If someone fucks with you, tell me.

[ohihateyou]

No one's going to fuck with me. And if they do I can handle it.

[blastedass]

Your way of handling it's why I want a call.

[ohihateyou]

pfff I didn't even bring my spear. Just a few knives.