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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[blastedass]

Are you in your world or mine?

[At least start there.]

[ohihateyou]

Probably yours? What, are you really coming?

[blastedass]

If it means dragging your sloshed ass off the fucking streets.

[ohihateyou]

It's fine, I'm outside someone's house.

[blastedass]

Send me a picture.

[ohihateyou]

[ What he sends is... a picture. Taken at a small distance from above, there's definitely a house, and it does appear to be in Japan according to the street markings.

Realizing that's probably not too helpful, location-wise, he also aims down and sends a picture of the tree he's sitting in. That's totally useful. ]

[blastedass]

[Okay so the street markings are somewhat helpful, but getting a random house (without any identification characters) and a fucking tree (even worse) are as useful as a thumb in front of the lens.]

Do you see a pole nearby with metal signs sticking out of them? Look for a street corner. Take a picture of that if you find it.

[ohihateyou]

Goddamn you're demanding. "Take a picture. No not that one take another"

[ But he does it anyway, looking around until he finds what he's sure is the correct thing and sending a picture of it. Thankfully it isn't too far away, because he can't remember how to zoom on purpose right now. ]

[blastedass]

Shut up. You're drunk and lost, damn brat.

[That's all he needs. Complete with the bit of the house shown and the two street names, he easily pinpoints the location using the map app and satellite zoom.]

Stay where you are. I'll come get you.

[ohihateyou]

I'm not lost, I know exactly where I am. In a tree.

[ And he's staying in that tree, because he was told to stay where he is. ]

[blastedass]

Lost in a fucking tree.

[Here's hoping no idiot tries driving by and luring said brat out of said tree. Or the cops for that matter...]

If someone fucks with you, tell me.

[ohihateyou]

No one's going to fuck with me. And if they do I can handle it.

[blastedass]

Your way of handling it's why I want a call.

[ohihateyou]

pfff I didn't even bring my spear. Just a few knives.

[blastedass]

What kind?

[Legit curious.]

[ohihateyou]

They're just knives. I'll show you when you get your ass over here.

[blastedass]

["Just" knives, he says.]

Fine. I'll be arriving in a car.

[ohihateyou]

You mean you're not going to give me a piggyback ride? I was looking forward to that.

[blastedass]

You're not some lame dumbass in need of rescuing.

[ohihateyou]

No, but do you know how tiring walking is?

[blastedass]

That's why I said I'm picking you up in a car, goldfish brain!

[ohihateyou]

Piggyback me to the car.

[blastedass]

Gonna break your leg falling out of the tree?

[ohihateyou]

What if I do

[blastedass]

I'll laugh.

[While he carries him after binding his leg.]