tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[blastedass]

LIKE HELL IT IS!!
KICK YOUR OWN ASS AND DIE!!

[ohihateyou]

Now you sound drunk.

[blastedass]

I'M COMPLETELY SOBER!!

[ohihateyou]

Ugh, still?

[blastedass]

The fuck do you mean "still"? Alcohol tastes disgusting.

[ohihateyou]

You taste disgusting.

[blastedass]

You had your tongue halfway down my throat last night.

[ohihateyou]

Well, how else would I know?

[blastedass]

Cause you would've taken it out the second you put it in. Not gone further.

[ohihateyou]

Hey. I'm not a quitter.

[blastedass]

As if. I taste good and you know it.

[ohihateyou]

You're right.

[blastedass]

[ Someone's past drunk. Someone's hammered. ]

You probably taste like a vineyard right now.

[ohihateyou]

[ Only a little! ]

I taste fucking delicious. As usual.

[blastedass]

[ Enough to compliment him, exasperatedly yell at him, and simply agree with him... in one conversation. It's concerning. ]

You taste like lard.

[ohihateyou]

[ Things happen when your only other option is to actually get up and go get water. ]

Of all the things to find delicious... I knew you were weird, but damn.

[blastedass]

[Poor thing. What's a boy to do?]

Then you've never tasted something made with it from someone who can actually cook.

[ohihateyou]

Obviously I meant uncookied.

[ohihateyou]

uncooked.

"uncookied" ~ best new word

[blastedass]

Stop drinking whatever you're fucking drinking and go get some goddamn water.

what a usefully timed typo

[ohihateyou]

Nah.
You bring me some if it's that important to you.

[blastedass]

Depends on where you are.

[ohihateyou]

I'll let you know as soon as I find out.

[blastedass]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND START DRINKING WHATEVER SHIT YOU FIND THERE?!

[ohihateyou]

I'm about 85% sure I brought it with me. It's probably fine.