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That's not really a thing that happens, is it?
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 07:46 pm (UTC)
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Do you know how to kill an Intoner? Enlighten me.
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blastedass
2023-09-15 08:12 pm (UTC)
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Never fucking said I did. But I know you're gonna get out from under her at some point.
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 08:16 pm (UTC)
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If it happens, it happens. Just don't die holding your breath over it. See my original text for reasons why.
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blastedass
2023-09-15 08:23 pm (UTC)
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I'm not gonna waste my life like that.
But the door's open whenever you wanna take a break.
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 08:28 pm (UTC)
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You know I'm taking you up on that whenever I can, right?
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blastedass
2023-09-15 08:33 pm (UTC)
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Kick your ass if you wake me up in the middle of the damn night.
[Come in, get in bed, and go to sleep quietly if you're gonna crash at an obscene hour.]
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 08:41 pm (UTC)
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If you're going to bother getting up just to touch my ass, that's on you.
[ What's an "obscene hour"? 9:30pm, just after the nightly news? ]
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blastedass
2023-09-15 08:50 pm (UTC)
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I'LL KICK IT IN MY SLEEP!
[Which defeats the warning about waking him up, but you know, hey.
After midnight.]
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 08:57 pm (UTC)
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If you're trying to tell me you dream about my ass, you don't need to beat around the bush about it.
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blastedass
2023-09-15 09:02 pm (UTC)
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How the fuck did your brain reach that stupid conclusion?
Oh right, you're drunk.
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 09:03 pm (UTC)
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How the hell else do you plan on kicking my ass in your sleep?
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blastedass
2023-09-15 09:05 pm (UTC)
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Awesome reflexes.
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 09:11 pm (UTC)
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If you're asleep, I wouldn't even be waking you up.
This really is just all about you being obsessed with my ass.
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blastedass
2023-09-15 09:16 pm (UTC)
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LIKE HELL IT IS!!
KICK YOUR OWN ASS AND DIE!!
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 09:18 pm (UTC)
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Now you sound drunk.
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blastedass
2023-09-15 09:21 pm (UTC)
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I'M COMPLETELY SOBER!!
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 09:23 pm (UTC)
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Ugh, still?
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blastedass
2023-09-15 09:24 pm (UTC)
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The fuck do you mean "still"? Alcohol tastes disgusting.
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 09:27 pm (UTC)
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You taste disgusting.
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blastedass
2023-09-15 09:30 pm (UTC)
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You had your tongue halfway down my throat last night.
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 09:38 pm (UTC)
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Well, how else would I know?
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blastedass
2023-09-15 09:43 pm (UTC)
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Cause you would've taken it out the second you put it in. Not gone further.
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 09:44 pm (UTC)
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Hey. I'm not a quitter.
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blastedass
2023-09-15 09:46 pm (UTC)
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As if. I taste good and you know it.
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ohihateyou
2023-09-15 09:48 pm (UTC)
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You're right.
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But the door's open whenever you wanna take a break.
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[Come in, get in bed, and go to sleep quietly if you're gonna crash at an obscene hour.]
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[ What's an "obscene hour"? 9:30pm, just after the nightly news? ]
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[Which defeats the warning about waking him up, but you know, hey.
After midnight.]
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Oh right, you're drunk.
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This really is just all about you being obsessed with my ass.
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KICK YOUR OWN ASS AND DIE!!
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