tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[f_bomb]

of course you'd be happy with that. how many people do you throw out on a daily basis? like 10?

[ And she'll be home, trying to exert some self-control by not ejecting the lady herself. ]

she's my new neighbor. she came over and now she wont leave. she's just sitting here talking about her cats and wanting me to babysit them. it's fucking HELL.

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[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

That's actually good motivation. I won't get caught for that.

[f_bomb]

yes. i have. he hangs them up in the kitchen AND our bedroom.
i think he's just trying to find new ways to torture me.

[loudchickenwuss]

But not the best?

[deathbeforedecaf]

Dawn, I have to admit that this conversation is really turning me on. Like. A lot. Like, you have no idea.

What's the most exciting thing about it?

Have you ever tried one of those fucking machines?

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[work_wife]

Do you want an honest answer?

[mouton]

maybe but i don't think it'd change much.
and from my perspective, the view couldn't be better.

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[plate_builder]

Gay. It's a very intimate thing when not done by a hair dresser.

[orionids]

ah
that
hm
and knowing the twins, Castor was essentially strongarmed into listening in when his brother started asking questions.

Peter Parker 🕸 tasm/mcu

[kindofamazing]

1. You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered

2. last night I got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous. You're going to love nyc.

3. And that's when I went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. The doctor said it was the best injury he'd seen all month. I am a champion of life.

4. Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.

5. [ Text Him ]

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[quick_sass]

Yes. It was hilarious.

[cartographie]

Because I already beat him the first time?

[choshinsei]

you're the one freaking out over it, so it must be serious.

always so grumpy, little one :|

[heavenlypecs]

You've been friend zoned?
I'm sorry to hear that.
There'll be others.

What topic are you talking about?

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[burning_youth]

Pretty sure we can get buy without that.

[f_bomb]

...maybe. because she is cute.
you think that'd go over well?

[legsbenedict]

Just when I'm sure I've reached the bottom of the barrel of horrible dietary habits, you pull this out and I have to rethink everything.

[rehandle]

If you ever want a one-way trip to the Himalayas, don't hesitate to call.

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[thirdratebadguy]

Don't you have henchcats for that kinda thing? Also, ouch. It's true, but ouch, Selina.

[pineneedle]

With dinner, perhaps? I know a place that serves pretty impressive portions.

[monstrocities]

I'm sorry it was only to sleep. But I'll be back tonight, if you'll have me.

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[hushsound]

still counting. you could come over.

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[legsbenedict]

Denied.

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[silent_sacrifice]

You have not played with enough fire.

[amightywind]

THERE WILL BE MORE STAFF THERE, AND I'LL HAVE TO TRAVEL THROUGH THE WHOLE PLACE TO GET THERE!

I JOURNEYED TO THE DEPTHS OF THE ZOO TO COMMUNE WITH NATURE AND THE ANIMALS!