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daryl dixon | the walking dead

[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-15 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
01 • found a tattoo machine. itll b fine!
02 • aint hallusinagen (?) vodka. just moonshine she put normal mushrooms into so more like fuckin risotto liquor
03 • did u even make it back or are you still there counting cans of expired green beans?
04 • thought it looked fine, didnt even notice all the blood
05 • ( text him etc! )
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-15 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
seriously? look at its mouth! look at its teeth! why does it even HAVE teeth???

[ Why indeed. ]
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-15 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
did u not put the teeth there
thought it was ur
....... little guy
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
what
what does that even mean
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
most ppl dont have muppet stalkers
kinda thought it was a bit u were doing
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
daryl
be honest, how crazy do you think i am?


[ Don't answer that!!! ]

it's not a bit. you remember when i first found it? it didn't even HAVE teeth, and it was just sitting by the campfire. it was like it was put there for me to find and nobody's copping to it!
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
i remember u said that yeah

[ Maybe he'll be honest later. ]

why would somebody do that, you reckon
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
i don't know, why does anyone do anything around here? just to fuck with me, that's why!

[ Slowly Ash is starting to be of the mind that the whole universe revolves around him. #characterarc ]
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
coulda been the spider demon holding us all hostage

[ On the one hand, that's probably it. On the other, Ash seems like the kind of guy who would definitely do a bit. ]
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
exactly. all the more reason why we can't trust the little egg sucker.

[ God, even typing that out makes Ash uneasy. What if it hears him? He shudders at the thought. ]

and the worst part is that i'm like... 99.99999999% sure that thing tried to cop a feel on thalita and blame me for it
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
williams
are u sure your not just using a weird puppet
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I WASN'T EVEN WEARING IT, DARYL

[ Or he wasn't until he looked down and saw it on his hand, smiling sweetly at him with its soulless, evil little button eyes. It's entirely possible he doesn't remember putting it on. With the way his memory has been for a long time, and how much worse it keeps getting with every blow he takes to the head, who can say? ]

whose side are you on anyway? you've seen zombies and aliens and killer robots, but THIS is what crosses the line?
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
okok

[ He still thinks Ash is potentially losing it, but it is both 1) understandable and 2) sort of fondly reminiscent of Rick in grim way. ]

can we just torch the thing
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
already tried that. twice.
it keeps coming back.
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
thats weird

how about
making it suck less
the girls have got their boon magic n shit
maybe it can just become normal
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
i forgot all about those! good thinking.
we trap it and drain all the bad juju out of it, like an exorcism only without all the puking and floating.

okay, maybe a LITTLE puking and floating. i don't wanna rule anything out when we still don't know what exactly this thing's capable of.
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
do exorcism always have puking and floating
i only seen the one movie

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[personal profile] hushsound 2023-09-15 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
still counting. you could come over.
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-15 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
suspicious u might just want me to move cans
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[personal profile] hushsound 2023-09-15 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
but you're so good at it!
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-15 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
sos a wheel barrow
whats the deal anyway
with bean guy
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[personal profile] hushsound 2023-09-16 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
you're slightly better than a wheelbarrow
just wanted to help him out
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
oh, slightly
yeah right i bet u thought theres a bean mystery
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[personal profile] hushsound 2023-09-16 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
the ranking needs room above you for dog and me
wheelbarrow < daryl < dog & connie :)
there's no bean mystery :(
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
.. guess i cant argue with that
hah
u looked tho