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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
i remember u said that yeah

[ Maybe he'll be honest later. ]

why would somebody do that, you reckon
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
i don't know, why does anyone do anything around here? just to fuck with me, that's why!

[ Slowly Ash is starting to be of the mind that the whole universe revolves around him. #characterarc ]
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
coulda been the spider demon holding us all hostage

[ On the one hand, that's probably it. On the other, Ash seems like the kind of guy who would definitely do a bit. ]
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
exactly. all the more reason why we can't trust the little egg sucker.

[ God, even typing that out makes Ash uneasy. What if it hears him? He shudders at the thought. ]

and the worst part is that i'm like... 99.99999999% sure that thing tried to cop a feel on thalita and blame me for it
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
williams
are u sure your not just using a weird puppet
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I WASN'T EVEN WEARING IT, DARYL

[ Or he wasn't until he looked down and saw it on his hand, smiling sweetly at him with its soulless, evil little button eyes. It's entirely possible he doesn't remember putting it on. With the way his memory has been for a long time, and how much worse it keeps getting with every blow he takes to the head, who can say? ]

whose side are you on anyway? you've seen zombies and aliens and killer robots, but THIS is what crosses the line?
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
okok

[ He still thinks Ash is potentially losing it, but it is both 1) understandable and 2) sort of fondly reminiscent of Rick in grim way. ]

can we just torch the thing
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
already tried that. twice.
it keeps coming back.
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
thats weird

how about
making it suck less
the girls have got their boon magic n shit
maybe it can just become normal
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
i forgot all about those! good thinking.
we trap it and drain all the bad juju out of it, like an exorcism only without all the puking and floating.

okay, maybe a LITTLE puking and floating. i don't wanna rule anything out when we still don't know what exactly this thing's capable of.
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
do exorcism always have puking and floating
i only seen the one movie
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
me too
they definitely do float though, i've seen it
so it stands to reason that we should probably prepare for all the other stuff too once we start giving it the business
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ And you're SURE


you didn't just have a breakdown and make the muppet. ]


guess so
has it done anything bad btw
besides frame you for an ass grab
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[personal profile] finalboy 2023-09-16 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
if i tell you, do you promise not to judge me?
you can’t say anything about it to the others either
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

yeah ok
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[personal profile] vestigial 2023-09-16 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Why did he even ask. Help. ]

about what