tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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steve harrington. stranger things / dead by daylight.

[babysitters]

1. Do you think she just likes me for my hair?
2. Woke up in my backseat. Can't feel my legs but otherwise not bad.
3. Sissy Sanderson puked all over my shoes. No I am not having a good time.

DEAD BY DAYLIGHT FLAVOR.
4. Next time I'll just skip a few steps and slug myself. Jesus fucking Christ.
5. So it seems like you don't know this. There's like 12 of those things in a trial, how about stop dropping them the second you get within arms reach.

... or text him!

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[finalboy]

i’m sorry, nobody told me there wasn’t that many of them or that they’d weigh like 80 pounds or that we’d have to set them up while a freaking 12 FOOT TALL ALIEN IS SPRINTING AT US ON ALL FOURS. cut me a break, man!

[babysitters]

So what. 12 foot alien, 9 foot giant zombie with no lips, that freaky fucking thing that's all goddamn hands. Who cares.

We have 12 chances to slow them down 2 seconds, but that don't mean SHIT if they're gone before anybody gets hooked.

[finalboy]

you're either giving me a lot of credit or not nearly enough at all if you think i'm capable of using all 12 of them before anyone even dies.

[babysitters]

Well unless somebody broke them down for firewood there sure as shit wasn't any when I needed one.

[finalboy]

maybe you just managed to overlook them? that's happened to me before.

wildcard.

[guitarpicks]

urgent question. death by one spider the size of an elephant or a hoard of tiny man-eating ducks wearing battle armour?

[babysitters]

So how high are you, scale of 1 to 10. I'm lowballing 6. 6 1/2.

[guitarpicks]

hark! wha-T'S THIS?! SUCH ACCUSATION!!!! YOU DARE ACCUSE ME? A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN OF TOUCHING THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE? JAIL! OFF TO JAIL WITH YOU FOR SUCH SLANDER, STEVE [ clearly pretty fucking high. ]

[babysitters]

Really low balled it, then, didn't I?

( this is an 8. bordering on 9! wow, he could almost hear that out loud, does Eddie Munson just live in his head now? )

I think I could take the ducks.

[guitarpicks]

[ over here if you wanna! ]

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[missingcollarbones]

You definitely have Hero Hair.
Girls are into that.
Why's that an issue?

[babysitters]

( aww. buddy. that's so cute. but also, )

I am slightly more than a great head of hair. That's why.

[missingcollarbones]

So she’s a fling and not your future wife. You’re still young!! Live a little!

[babysitters]

You get flinged out eventually, Henderson. Just trust me on this one.

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[work_wife]

Do you want an honest answer?

[babysitters]

HOW could someone just like me for my hair.

( he maybe was able to read between the lines on that one. )

[work_wife]

You actually want to let me answer, Steve?

[babysitters]

( NO. YES. MAYBE. why did he ask questions he doesn't necessarily want answers to? )

Fine.

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[thefreak]

Amateur hour over here. I woke up on top of the trailer. I don't even remember how I got up there.

[babysitters]

It was something about... serious. A serious star.

Wait. You said how.

( he's maybe still a LITTLE hungover. )

[thefreak]

Serious...star? As in Sirius?

Okay yeah, I vaguely remember having a sudden urge to look at the constellations.

( he seems to remember wanting to drag Steve up with him, but he guesses he was unsuccessful in that regard, if Steve wound up in his car. )

[babysitters]

What, that was its name?

I thought it was a serious star. Or... you were serious ABOUT stars.

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[wont_live_to_see_dawn]

Have you been hanging about with that hack actor who turned up recently? I've seen him hit the deck when he thinks I can't see him, which has made catching him too easy.

[babysitters]

It's not required to know Nic Cage to lay on the ground.

( .. . . .. .. . . . IS IT ? ?? ? ? he's ... never actually tried ... )