tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Richie Tozier | It

[gofuckmyself]

1. He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?

2. You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.

3. Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate

4. I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?

5. text him first!

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[batteryacid]

...speaking from experience, an asthma attack really ruins the mood

[gofuckmyself]

Yeah but like how often has it realistically happened after a mind blowing orgasm?

[batteryacid]

I'd still be focused on not suffocating.

And also from experience -- never.

[gofuckmyself]

tragic

[batteryacid]

That is indeed the word for our lives, yes.

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[secondfannypack]

Yes. If the opportunity arises, please don't kill Harrison Ford with your dick.

[gofuckmyself]

I guess it would be depressing to snap Han Solo in half

[secondfannypack]

The man looks like he'd break a hip just getting undressed.

[gofuckmyself]

more or less frail than the shat? Not that I’d want to hang him tbc

[secondfannypack]

Oh, WAY more, dude. Shatner's like, solid. No snapping him in half.

[gofuckmyself]

ty for rolling with my typo LOL

[secondfannypack]

Well, not to brag but I do speak fluent Trashmouth

[gofuckmyself]

just wanted to be sure you knew I wasn’t proposing executing Captain Kirk

[secondfannypack]

I remember how much you love captain kirk, man, don't worry

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[plate_builder]

Gay. It's a very intimate thing when not done by a hair dresser.

[gofuckmyself]

is that something most hairdressers offer?

[plate_builder]

I mean, if you're getting your hair done, you can pay for it.

[gofuckmyself]

I feel like I’ve been going to the wrong barber shop this whole time

[plate_builder]

You've been going to barber shops.

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[shouldistay]

that sounds pretty sweet tbh

[gofuckmyself]

not pitying, like you’re too useless to do this yourself?

[shouldistay]

nah. maybe a nice way to work with the “urge to tug hair” instincts while he was getting head.

[gofuckmyself]

he says like I’m not into that shampoo or no shampoo

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[fire_starter]

A) it's Harrison Ford, he's immortal
B) even old and wrinkly that bitch fucks.