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It's that time again

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

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I know I hit him with my car, but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.

 Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...

All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.

You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.

He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree

(818): you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me

 No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.

I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high

...there is blood under my fingernails.

...I hope my friends are okay.

Edited 2013-04-24 20:35 (UTC)

These puppies will be the end of me...

Edited 2013-04-24 20:36 (UTC)

Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.

Apparently good things happen when you go upside down.

A group of drunk Marines serenaded me. I'm never leaving here.

A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place

He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick! Welcome to my life.

My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.

I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.

I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism

but he has adorable dimples, and dimples talk me into things

Edited 2013-04-24 20:46 (UTC)

So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?

it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too

All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur

Edited 2013-04-24 20:59 (UTC)

Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them

Edited 2013-04-24 20:58 (UTC)

i just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. im terrified and aroused all at the same time

You pole danced in your parka.

Edited 2013-04-24 21:02 (UTC)

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