It's that time again

[mykingdom]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

Comments

[smupette]

that sounds like a personal problem.

[puppetfetish]

yeah. totally is a personal problem.
i have the strangest boner rn.
was told this was a dude show. guess not.
its cool tho i threw some money at her cause she didnt fuckin burn her tatas off.
kudos to that.

where you at.

[smupette]

i'm vaguely amused at the fact you have a boner.
i imagine she took some kind of safety precautions beforehand.
but who knows with strippers.
they gotta make a livin' too.

where do you think?

[puppetfetish]

im amused i have a boner too.
im poking at it like is this fo real.

idk.
but you should be up here.
doin your thang and raising the crowd.
along with raising other things.

like gay dudes dicks.

[smupette]

i dont think so.
maybe a girl just wants to chill and not take off her clothes.
maybe you should be here.
just a thought.

[puppetfetish]

no.
maybe you should be here.

i asked first.
theres tequila.

[smupette]

im interested now that you mention tequila.
i'll be there soon.

[puppetfetish]

fuck yea.
nothing like checking out the strip club with my fav sis.
we can hold hands and mutually bond over flashed titties.

[smupette]

you're too eager.
there better be shots waiting.
see any nice racks?

[She's almost there bluh, stupid Bro and his dumb strip clubs. She isnt getting naked tho.]

[puppetfetish]

i guess.
you can probably judge racks better than i can.