It's that time again

[mykingdom]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

Comments

[finifugal]

That's called "diction".

[sheriffing]

You're an asshole.

You're not the villain you seem to think you are, Whale, but you're an asshole.

[finifugal]

I don't think I'm a villain at all. I just don't give a damn about what you or your family thinks of me. But I must point out it takes one to know one, Swan, and that the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

[sheriffing]

If you didn't give a damn, you wouldn't feel the need to defend yourself to me. Which you have, more than once.

We can get into apples and trees and whatever insults you want, I don't care. We've never done anything to you.

[finifugal]

You have, but don't worry. We're not all sociopathic about being slighted here.

[sheriffing]

Alright. What did I do to you?

[finifugal]

What does it matter? You can't apologize for it, nor do I think you would try.

[sheriffing]

If you don't tell me, nothing changes.

[finifugal]

Nothing changes if I do. Simply put, you've made things difficult here, for everyone. Do you seriously think no one holds what Regina's done lately against you, too?

[sheriffing]

I can't do anything about their feelings. They're entitled to them.

[finifugal]

You could, but you won't. So there you have it. Essentially useless information divulged. Satisfied?

[sheriffing]

And what is it you've decided I could do?

[finifugal]

Leave. Take Henry and run. Forget us. You could, but you won't.

[sheriffing]

And you'd all be better off?

[finifugal]

No, you just wouldn't be here to blame for our problems anymore. Pretty sure we're fucked unless some key figures are taken out of play or we find a way to leave.

[sheriffing]

According to Henry, breaking the curse kicked off the final battle.

I'm not going to leave my family to fight a war on their own. That's not what you do when you care about someone.

[finifugal]

I'll agree there are damages that can no longer be undone. As for the rest, note my diction in the previous texts. I only said you could.

[ Not that you would... or should. ]

[sheriffing]

It sounds like you think I'd be doing you all a favor. Regina would take out her rage on all of you.

I'm still the sheriff.

[finifugal]

No, no, by all means, be our meat shield. And when you inevitably end up in my ER, I'll keep you alive, fabricated diplomas or not. Don't think it means I forgive you. I'm the doctor.

[sheriffing]

You've done it once before, it'll be easier the second time around.

[finifugal]

And yet you continue to make out like I'm some sort of charlatan.

[sheriffing]

I don't think you're any better, worse, or different from the rest of us.

[finifugal]

Think what you want. If you can find a portal out of here, I'll even play along.

[sheriffing]

Because if we found a portal out of here, I'd want to be stuck with you in a faraway land.

[finifugal]

If you absolutely had to come along and got stuck, you'd be lucky to have me. I don't want just any faraway land, though. I want a portal home.