It's that time again

[mykingdom]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

Comments

[heartsplintered]

Now why would I do something like that?

[kringlefuck]

Because youre out of your noggin!!
My photo scroll is nothing but your tallerwhacker for the next 27 picturegraphs.
Its painstaking to go through them all and delete them.

Just what exactly are you trying to insinuate here?!?!

D:<

[heartsplintered]

I'm actually pretty firmly in my "noggin", thanks.
I wanted to make sure I got my good side, guess I spammed you a bit.

He's happy to see you.

<3

[kringlefuck]

Youre obviously out of your wits, off your rocker, arse over tit intoxicated if youre going on like that still.

Im deleting them all!
See how you like that chap!

[heartsplintered]

Jake, I'm crushed.

But that's okay, that just means I'll have to give you a hands-on view.
As Roxy would say, *wonk*.

[kringlefuck]

Im not approaching you if you smell like a bar.
Which im sure you do right now.
Be crushed for all i give a damn!

[heartsplintered]

I might smell like a bar... of soap? I don't know, I don't really make regular habit of smelling myself.

[kringlefuck]

_{[ Dirk, you are so drunk. Go home. ]}

Are you inviting me to knock some sense into you?
Cause bye-crikey i will.

Im not in the best of moods at this precise moment.

[heartsplintered]

You can certainly knock something into me.

Oh, shit. Should I leave you alone?
What happened?

[kringlefuck]

Augh there you go again!
A conglomerate of things and your behavior isnt helping with the matter.

I hope youre in bed by now and starting to simmer down from your intoxicated escapade.
You should probably see who else you texted.

[heartsplintered]

Pretty sure I only texted you. I'll check later, though.
You didn't answer my question.

[kringlefuck]

I want you to let me be if youre going to be overly and shamefully advancing as you previously demonstrated.

Im in a public area for kicking christs sake!

[heartsplintered]

All right, all right.
So you don't broadcast to the world that I sent you pictures of my dick, jeez. It's not really that hard.
But fine, I'm chill, no more dick pictures.
Now what the hell has your panties in a twist?

[kringlefuck]

*THIS!!*
Other things but this especially!
You do this every time you get drunk and im at my wits end with it!