It's that time again

[mykingdom]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

Comments

[herocomplex]

Well, I ain't letting you stick around when I get into a vulnerable state!







Hypothetically, that is! I mean, *if* I even got into a vulnerable state!
XP

[beachesandshores]

homebre, it dont matter how shitfaced you get. if i wanna give you a good pummelin i can do it no matter what state youre in.

[herocomplex]

That's a load of bunk!
Bet you couldn't!

[beachesandshores]

bet i could. aint like its all that hard to pull off.

[herocomplex]

Wow, look at you talking all big and stuff!
No worries. I've got plenty of things to defend myself with!

So we got a deal?
Drop the rum off and observe from a distance, kay?

[beachesandshores]

that table youve been chuckin around aint gonna do you much good, ill tell you that. or are you gonna be lobbin some explodin cigars at me again? that was great for a laugh.

actually, i gotta a better deal for you: i show up with the rum and then you try and make me leave.

1.2

[herocomplex]

2.2

[herocomplex]

Challenged accepted.
Just because I'm trying to be a nice guy to foreigners.

FOREIGNERS WHO HAVE CERTAIN POLITICAL RULES AND YADDA YADDA I DON'T ENTIRELY AGREE WITH.
BLAHH BLAHH.
(I'm not gonna say it!)

1/2

[beachesandshores]

whatta guy. its gonna be great to wipe your face in all this when you fuck up.

ill be over as soon as i swing by and pick up some booze.

[beachesandshores]

fore i go though:

communism.

communism communism

communism

[herocomplex]

AAAHHHHH.
THAT'S SO GROSS.










Hey, put a little blue in your text and all I see is red white and blue.

[beachesandshores]

you know thats the same colors as my flag too, right?

[herocomplex]

I had no idea. Why should I really pay attention to anybody else's flag???
Hold on, I'm Googling this shit!









That's so disgusting but touching at the same time!
Look, you even have a little star there.
Stars are my thing!

Wtf dude???

[beachesandshores]

figured id take the good idea you fucked up so bad and fix it. aint like anybody wanted to see that pajama onesie of a flag of yours flappin around anyway.

[herocomplex]

At least mine has more stars.
What is that one star?
One single state?

That's hilarious!

(you guys have states right???)

the hilarious irony here is that the cuban flag was designed by an american...

[beachesandshores]

one island, dipshit. you really think we go around cuttin the place up for no goddamn reason like you do?

i know nothing of cuba... educate me. ....

[herocomplex]

It's more organized that way!
Kind of!

And diverse too!

basically a career filibuster tried to liberate cuba with a handful of guys in the 1850s and failed-

[beachesandshores]

[super hardcore but the Cubans ended up adopting his flags years later anyway. look up Narciso Lopez if you want more deets than the character limit of a dw comment, haha]

its a bunch of bullshit is what it is. do your citizens even know where the hell the other states even are?