It's that time again

[mykingdom]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

Comments

[puppetfetish]

_{[ squints. ]}
hey.






is that you across the room i see.

[ollieoutie]

depends




do you

[He's fucking tall, how the fuck can you miss this guy?]

[puppetfetish]

wtf are you doing here though.

[ollieoutie]

what does anyone do at a strip club
not rocket science thats for sure

[puppetfetish]

this aint no high dollar joint bro.
thats why im asking why youre at this club and not some goddamn club that only people who make platinum records overnight can afford to get into.

people write your name on their fucking underwear youre so fucking famous.
so what brings you into this shithole.

[ollieoutie]

this implies i want to smooze around in such crap heaps
spoilers im perfectly fine where im at
started a normal dude still a normal dude

next question

[puppetfetish]

holy shit.
oh so famous bro who is out making the jacksons and franklins and then some dont like that typical livestyle.

ok cool.
but you might as well share that shit if you aint gonna use it.
i could go for a new car and a couple of prostitutes.

yeah anyways.
good to see you from a distance.
should probably put my phone down and i guess actually make my way over but im too goddamn lazy for that.

[ollieoutie]

who said im not using my cash
i just put it to better use
wow having to buy sex how low can you go man

laziness is the name of the game here
i mean were not exactly working for the stripping going on
kickback and enjoy the show

[puppetfetish]

fine by me.
just didnt want to step on any ~*family feelings*~ toes by not really having a desire to go up and say hey.

also bro.
cut some slack.
not the most social butterfly here.

[ollieoutie]

you realize im teasing right
not the most social men is like our family credo
enter the den of silence where we will stare you down from behind our awesome shades

[puppetfetish]

you know.
why arent we up here working our thing.

like together.
you know its crossed your mind before.

[ollieoutie]

oh sure it has
but if i want that ill install a pole in my bedroom not flash a bunch of assholes my tan body
i have my limits