It's that time again

[mykingdom]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

Comments

[finifugal]

If nothing else, I'll bet your face rn is a pretty good impression of the namesake.

[sheriffing]

This is why you drink alone, Whale.

[finifugal]

And who'd you drink with, Swan?

[sheriffing]

Friends who also graduated from the school of poor life choices.

[finifugal]

i.e. anyone else in Storybrooke but me.

[sheriffing]

Pretty sure you have that diploma hanging up in your office with all of the fake ones.

[finifugal]

Give you $100 if you can come point it out for me.

[sheriffing]

Someone's bored.

[finifugal]

No life-saving surgeries on today's roster. Did you ever graduate from a real university?

[sheriffing]

If that's a real question, I want to know how you became a doctor.

[finifugal]

I asked you first.

[sheriffing]

I didn't exactly finish high school.

GED.

[finifugal]

So you don't have a diploma yourself. I guess I can see how my having several would stick in your craw with that in mind.

[sheriffing]

Several that were faked, by Regina.

Life isn't made up of things you learn in textbooks.

[finifugal]

And a piece of paper or a plaque does not ascertain experience. Neither does the lack thereof.

Why don't you see if you can sniff out a malpractice suit against me instead?

[sheriffing]

You assume we're all against you?

[finifugal]

Do you speak for the collective?

[sheriffing]

You answer first.

[finifugal]

I don't assume anything.

[sheriffing]

Interesting word choice.

[finifugal]

That's called "diction".

[sheriffing]

You're an asshole.

You're not the villain you seem to think you are, Whale, but you're an asshole.

[finifugal]

I don't think I'm a villain at all. I just don't give a damn about what you or your family thinks of me. But I must point out it takes one to know one, Swan, and that the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

[sheriffing]

If you didn't give a damn, you wouldn't feel the need to defend yourself to me. Which you have, more than once.

We can get into apples and trees and whatever insults you want, I don't care. We've never done anything to you.

[finifugal]

You have, but don't worry. We're not all sociopathic about being slighted here.