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the UTTER CHAOS meme



Quick! Run! Hide! Scream! Flail uselessly! That's about all you'll be able to do against... whatever we're all afraid of. Um. What was that, again? Well, nevermind, it's scary anyway.

If you're a character in this meme, you have suddenly found yourself amidst a group of people, all of whom are panicking about... something. For the moment, it's not immediately obvious what that something is, but it seems like they all know something you don't. Maybe there's a tornado coming. Maybe there's a sudden flea infestation and you just haven't gotten swarmed yet. Maybe Cthulhu is just around the corner. Maybe everyone but you is mind controlled and trying to get away from crazy delusions of aliens landing and all singing Nyan cat in about fifteen different keys.

Or maybe it's all just a false alarm that's gotten out of control. But can you really afford to assume that?

Will you join in the flailing, try to snoop out the root cause, or be the one trying to get everyone else to just calm down already?

Rules
1. Your character will run into other characters in the midst of the panic.
2. Write the reason for panicking in the subject line, or label it as open for responders to make up. (Or leave everyone clueless, that works, too!)
3. ?????
4. CHAOS!!!!! And, you know, profit.

Just remember, when in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Comments

[tooshytofly]

That's a shame...maybe if everypony didn't have to shoot at them, they'd be nicer!

[Fluttershy doesn't seem to enjoy the ride because it's dark and kind of scary without all those Cy-Bugs there to distract her, but she cheers right back up again once the train has arrived in Game Central Station.]

Oh, good, now we can go to my game!

[wreckingduty]

Maybe... Though, it's their job to be shot, without them, there wouldn't be anything for the players to do.

[Ralph brightens up immediately as Fluttershy says they're going to go to her game.] Great! We should have at least a little bit of time to get things planned out!

[tooshytofly]

Oh, don't worry, Pinkie's very good about throwing parties even if she doesn't have a whole lot of time to plan!

[And Fluttershy is going to start heading towards that game that says "My Little Pony" once she's sure Ralph is sticking with her.]

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph's going to follow her closely, he's never been to her game, so he's not sure where it's at. Besides, as long as he's with her, they'll accept him better than if he wandered in on his own.]

Really? That's great! Will she have enough time to do it tonight?

[tooshytofly]

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't worry too much! Pinkie Pie can throw a party at the drop of a hat!

Oh, here it is!

[Fluttershy has stopped in front of the gate for the My Little Pony game.]

Are you ready to go inside?

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph nods to Fluttershy with a grin.] I haven't been more ready for anything in my life!

[He was finally going to get a party of his very own!]

[tooshytofly]

Let's go, then!

[All aboard the MLP train! And when the train rolls into the game, well...several of the ponies there seem rather surprised to see Fluttershy there with Ralph.]

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph clambered into the train, barely squeezing into a cutesy car. It's uncomfortable, but he's managing.

Once they arrive inside the game, he puts on a big, friendly smile and waves to the ponies passing by. If he's friendly, maybe they won't dislike him here.

He's got one chance to make a good impression, Ralph's hoping he doesn't wreck it.]

[tooshytofly]

[The ponies are all kind of warily eyeing Ralph because...hey, that is a Bad Guy. What is Fluttershy doing bringing a Bad Guy home?!]

Oh, hello, everypony, this is my new friend, Ralph...

[This is helping ever-so-slightly, but they still seem a bit weirded out by this.]

[wreckingduty]

Hey! How's it going? Nice to meet you! [Ralph's chattering out niceties off the top of his head to everypony that looks at him. He's doing his very best to be pleasant and non-threatening.

But he may not be watching where he's going, and he is awful clumsy...]

[tooshytofly]

[Ralph, watch out! Oh, that poor tree, losing its branch like that...and that poor pony that almost got hit by that poor tree's branch...and, oh...this is turning awkward fast.]

Oh, oh, don't worry, that was just an accident...

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph was unhurt by the tree, but now he's accidentally started an awful chain reaction.]

Sorry! Look out! [He had tried to catch the branch before it fell, but he was too slow and ended up tripping over another pony in the process, landing with a very loud and solid thud.]

[tooshytofly]

[At this point, Fluttershy's just hovering there trying to avoid getting hit by anything herself, because this has sent the other ponies bolting away.]

Oh, dear, oh, dear...are you okay?

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph stands up with a sigh, brushing dirt off of him.] I'm fine, how's everybody else?...

[He hadn't even been in this game for 5 minutes and he was already wrecking everything. Was that a new wreckord?]

...that is a beautiful wrecking pun.

[tooshytofly]

I...I think everypony's okay.

[Because everypony else has gotten out of the area so fast.]

Um, Sugarcube Corner is this way, I'm sure that's where Pinkie will be...

Hee hee, thank you! :D <3

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph nods in response, looking a little depressed.]

Okay, let's go then...

[At least Pinkie hadn't been one of the ones that had seen the mess he had just made. It would have been bad if he had accidentally nearly harmed the pony that was going to throw him a party.]

Got to love a good pun X3

[tooshytofly]

Oh, oh, don't worry! I'm sure things will get better once we get into town!

[Yes, the highly wreckable town. Nothing can go wrong, nope. At least Fluttershy knows exactly where she's going. Soon, they've made it into town.]

Indeed! :D

[wreckingduty]

I sure do hope so...

[After that incident, he's all too aware that the town is in danger of him accidentally bringing the house down.

He follows along behind Fluttershy warily, attempting to be careful and watch his steps.]

[tooshytofly]

[Most of the ponies in the town are giving Ralph a wide berth. It seems word has spread quickly. Fluttershy's just trying not to think about it as she heads towards a particular building...]

There it is! There's Sugarcube Corner!

[wreckingduty]

[The ponies avoiding him is all-to-familiar, he knows those glances, those whispers. It's just like it was back in Fix-It Felix Jr.

Ralph's slowly losing hope, what if Fluttershy's friend is like the rest of these ponies?

And it doesn't help that Sugarcube Corner has a tiny door. There's no way he can fit though that. He might be able to squeeze an arm through, but that'd be about it.]

Oh. [An awkward silence descends for a moment.] Maybe it'd be best if you go in and bring them out?

[tooshytofly]

Oh! Oh...yes, you're right. Just wait right there!

[Fluttershy nods and goes inside. Seems like she's in there for an awfully long time, doesn't it?]

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph tries to be patient, he really does. But the other ponies are peering out the windows at him, staring and judging. He's feeling nervous left all on his own in a strange game with no friends around.

He makes his way over to the window quickly, hope nobody was attached to those plants he just accidentally squished.

Ralph tries to peer inside the house, but the window's so low and hard for him to see into, while struggling to get a peek, he might just knock some of the window frame off, along with maybe some of the exterior of the house.]

[tooshytofly]

[There is a little bit of noise behind Ralph.]

"SURPRISE!"

[And a small explosion as there is suddenly confetti everywhere, likely all over Ralph, too. Fluttershy comes out of the shop looking alarmed.]

Pinkie, it's not a surprise party!

[Behind Ralph, a small pink pony has set things up very nicely with a cake and such.

And the confetti. It's everywhere.]

[wreckingduty]

[The sudden and unexpected noise startles Ralph greatly and he falls onto the wall and into the house. He's made a terrible mess of things again, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to come here.

He slowly picks himself up and brushes off the dust and debris, then finally turns around to discover the party Pinkie Pie had arranged.

Instead of being happy, Ralph looks down at the ground. He ruined her house by accident, was that any way to repay her for giving him a party?]

I'm sorry about your house. I'd offer to fix it, but I'd probably just make things worse.

[tooshytofly]

[Fluttershy covers her eyes with her hooves at the destruction.]

Are you okay?

"Oh, it's all right, as long as nopony was hurt! We'll get it fixed up soon--it was just an accident, after all! Here, have some cake!"

[At least the pink pony seems unruffled by the destruction.]