It's not polite to laugh at a dick pic

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Shelby Manning | Need For Speed OC | F/M

[shelbycobra]

[Legit sexts and misfires welcome, though I'd love the lol of some utter failure.]

Han Solo || Solo: A Star Wars Story.

[runningscams]

Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel | M/F

[assholic]

[Mistexts, canon, and crosscanon welcome. (No Kilgraves)]

Lucas Roarke | OC

[theriomorphism]

[OTA for mistexts, M/F for shippy/smut.]

misfire or legit, your call

[decupido]

Guess who went shopping today~

[ attached in a mirror-selfie in a lacy peach bra and panty set. ]

Kozume Kenma | Haikyuu!! | m/m

[dontinteract]

Misfire maybe???

[saltinourstars]

I'm going to presume that last one was for Tetsuro?

magnus chase ✺ magnus chase & the gods of asgard

[fehus]

misfire!! ...why am i this way??

[ripstides]

[ reasons why you don't text under the table at work: this. ]

oh, it's on
you can pretty much kiss your clothes goodbye as soon as i walk through the door

phichit chulanont ( yuri!!! on ice )

[selfies]

( misfires welcome! ota. )

kylo ren ⋆ star wars

[warfares]

[ misfires welcome. ]

Misfire you say?

[ekouden]

It’s not that I don’t understand the concept. It just seems silly...I don’t know what you’re even wearing how am I supposed to write as though I am undressing you?

Scott Summers | Xmen | OTA

[amiexpelled]

Shinobu Jacobs l No More Heroes l F/M, F/F

[upjacobsladder]

(If you'd rather I start I can do so.)

albafica | saint seiya the lost canvas

[adonis]

erik killmonger | mcu

[scarcastically]

loki | mcu

[dothelokimotion]

simone andersen ( the rain )

[regnskyl]

[ m/f, ota for misfires. ]

mollymauk tealeaf. critical role. ota.

[indulges]

( modern au or message spell shenanigans. )

Peter Parker • MCU • OTA

[awesomeee]

( Aged up to at least 18+! )

misfire!

[philantrobot]

[ things that suck for tony, the fact that pepper and peter are right next to each other on his contact list. ]

You know it's time's like these that I really appreciate the fact you look so good in a tight suit.

[ he's talking about pantsuits in his defence. ]

beverly marsh ( it )

[excepting]

Thor • MCU • OTA

[pirateangel]

Valkyrie • MCU • OTA

[drunketh]

[krasivyy]

I could really use a good fuck and I think you’re the woman for the job.

carrie cutter/cupid 💔 arrow

[acuminate]

kate fuller † from dusk till dawn

[crucifixes]

brooke maddox ( mtv's scream )

[victimized]

lara croft ➳ tomb raider

[retain]

Loki | MCU | ota

[reliablelies]

kerry loudermilk ( legion )

[altercating]

[ ota. ]