It's not polite to laugh at a dick pic

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[warfares]

I think you mean "verbally undressing" them.

1/2

[ekouden]

It’s not verbally undressing when it’s typed out.

2/2

[ekouden]

And if you could read, Ben, you’d see how silly I think... writing out that kind of thing is. There’s absolutely nothing arousing about it, so you shouldn’t be concerned.

[warfares]

Semantics.

[ to address that first point, now onto the second. ]

You still haven't answered my question.

[ which means it's Dameron, because of course it is. ]

[ekouden]

It’s none of your business.

[ There’s no way she’s going to throw Poe under the bus like that. ]

[warfares]

[ he's going to kill him. ]

I have my answer.

[ekouden]

You’re jumping to conclusions. And nothing has even happened!

[warfares]

Yes.

Because you sent your message to the wrong comm.

[ekouden]

[ By the force he’s so over dramatic. ]

And what? Would you preferred I come to you with my questions? “Hey Ben, you know that intimacy thing I’ve never experienced. Can you help me understand?”

[warfares]

[ -- there are so many ways to respond to this. so many ways that are better than what he opts for: ] Good to know that I placed more value on our conversations than you did. Clearly that was a mistake.

[ekouden]

[ Ok now he’s starting to really rile her. ]

I DO put plenty of value in our conversations which is why I wasn’t asking you how to get you off from long distance!

[warfares]

Maybe you should have!

[ekouden]

[ If he thinks she won’t call his bluff—!]


Fine then! How DO I get you off, Ben Solo? What would I have to do? Since you’re so eager to share!

[warfares]

To start you'd have accepted my offer.

[ekouden]

I can’t change the past.

[warfares]

Then I suppose you'll have to remain unsatisfied.

[ekouden]

I’ve got far more options than just you. I don’t think I am the one who has to worry about “remaining unsatisified”.

[warfares]

Need I remind you of the impressive standing army in addition to my compatriots, several of whom are female.

[ekouden]

[ There is absolutely no reason jealousy should be turning her stomach at that moment, but it does. She swallows it down, thumbs hovering over her com for a moment.]

Have you slept with them before?

[warfares]

Why should it matter?

[ekouden]

If you haven’t before what makes me believe that you will now?

[warfares]

I wasn't saying that I hadn't, only asked why it should matter.

[ unspoken: You might not want me but someone else surely will. ]

[ekouden]

It just does.

[warfares]

Why?

[ekouden]

Why do you think?