justformemes: (Evil Laugh)
justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-05-22 12:53 am

It's not polite to laugh at a dick pic







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

ripstides: (shrug ❖ smart mouth built for trouble.)

[personal profile] ripstides 2018-05-24 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
nice try. break ups aren't in your jurisdiction.

is that how amnesia works? you just die and get a reset button? i wish i could do that. i mean, some of my half-siblings are horses. i never wanted to picture that.
[ and as usual, happy to share the traumatic visuals. ]
fehus: ✺ starboard. (worms that crawl around in your skull.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-05-25 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
i never wanted to picture you and my cousin together but here we are, in hel
fehus: ✺ fehus. (like we're gonna die young.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-05-25 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
break ups might be in my jurisdiction if i forward this to said cousin (this is extortion btw)