It's not polite to laugh at a dick pic

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[decupido]

[ Does she know a Lucas? Hmmm....no. No she does not. ]

Necessary for what, exactly?

[theriomorphism]

As to whether I should be offended on her behalf or not. I might like the view, but it's not nice to go around showing other people's naughty pictures.

[decupido]

Well that's...a surprising answer.

But there's no need to be offended. Embarrassingly enough, I am 'peach bottoms'.

[theriomorphism]

Well, from a male perspective, I have to say the color looks good on you and so does the cut. The bottoms in the peach don't hurt either.

[decupido]

Oh.

...Thank you? Sorry. It just figures that one of the few times I try to do some sexy texting I end up texting a stranger.

[theriomorphism]

Whomever you're sending that to is very lucky. :)

[decupido]

Let's just hope he thinks so.

[ she has...concerns. ]

[theriomorphism]

I don't see why he wouldn't, unless he's insane. There has to be a reason you'd send him such a tempting picture.

[decupido]

Well, let's just say I'm not great at judging my own romantic pursuits. But I'm...hopeful?

[theriomorphism]

We do seem to be our own worst critics. I hope it goes well. It'd be a pity for it not to.

[decupido]

Sorry. I really shouldn't be dumping my insecurities on a stranger just because they saw me in my underwear.

Definitely shouldn't because of that, actually.