It's not polite to laugh at a dick pic

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[rebuffs]

[ ......... oh. ]

that is NOT what i was talking about!

[warfares]

No?

[rebuffs]

NO. it was about a weapons addition to a ship.
why would you think it was otherwise?

[warfares]

I wasn't assuming anything.

[rebuffs]

i hope you don't expect me to actually believe that with the size comment.

[warfares]

I'd send you proof if I weren't sure it'd be blasted over every Resistance channel you could find.

[rebuffs]

[ in spite of himself, he feels his face go hot. ]

i don't want to know. [ ..... well. maybe a little. no one could blame him for the tiniest hint of curiosity. ]

[warfares]

Then don't ask.

[rebuffs]

i DIDN'T ask. i said i don't believe you. there's a difference.

[warfares]

It was implied.

[rebuffs]

i didn't imply anything. if i have something to say, i say it, in case you didn't notice.