It's not polite to laugh at a dick pic

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[dontinteract]

oh uh. thanks.

[ He's about as red as his Nekoma uniform right about now, he's glad Tsukishima can't see that. ]

i felt pretty silly doing it.

[saltinourstars]

[Unfortunately Tsukki is a very good guesser.]

So that's new?

You might want to find better lighting

That bathroom light is turning everything yellow

Just a suggestion

[Fortunately it's more fun teasing Kuroo then Kenma. Which means they should get a good picture.]

[dontinteract]

sort of.

I wanted to kinda see myself in the mirror.

but okay.

maybe my room.

i can't believe I'm doing this again.

[saltinourstars]

It'll be worth it

You're going to break his brain

[dontinteract]

[ Can Tsukki hear Kenma's long, suffering sigh as well? ]

was everything else in the photo okay?

[saltinourstars]

[Tsukki just kind of assumes the sigh. And is immune to it anyway.]

You should probably adjust the straps. I don't know if they're supposed to be that far apart>

wtf is he even wearing lol

[dontinteract]

[ That's what he gets for getting closer to people... not that he's complaining. ]


oh. yeah. alright.

do you.

want me to send you the next pic i take?

idk I am Making Shit Up :3

[saltinourstars]

Sure

If you want?

[Kenma really does look cute. Tsukki's not into it the way their boyfriend is, but he does have eyes.

Plus. You know. Moral support.]

[dontinteract]

you're probably better at this than i am so. yeah. i'll send it.

[Is Tsukishima better at it? Who knows, but at least he's helping Kenma out, so that's something. Moral support is much appreciated.

So he moves to where there's better lighting, even though it makes him feel more self conscious, and adjusts the straps, then takes a similar picture. Look, he's blushing a lot more in this one, though, because he's sending it to more than one person and that's scary. When he's done, he sends it right away before he can stop himself.]

...better?

[saltinourstars]

[Maybe he is? Tsukishima might have gotten into a couple of strip-selfie battles with Kuroo...]

Yes

Much better

You could try the bed too, unless that's too much

[dontinteract]

[ Kuroo usually just sends him a lot of strip-selfies and Kenma waits till they're in person to do the same. Unlike with most other things, Kenma finds that's the one thing that's somehow easier to do in person. ]

it's not too much.

it'll probably be easier in bed.

[He can just lay back, hold the phone above him and snap a shot when he's all sprawled out. The bed ones are definitely better. ]

[saltinourstars]

There you go

What's the occasion?

[dontinteract]

I don't look silly? Be honest.

he's really nervous about a final exam he has to take, so I told him I'd send him some pictures for when he got through it. I guess he's pretty excited now.

[saltinourstars]

[Right, the Physics final. Tetsuro had brushed it off - but Kenma's always been better about getting him to confess to stuff like that.]

Wouldn't I tell you if it looked silly?

He'd BETTER be motivated with this

[dontinteract]

[ Kenma knows all of Kuroo's suffering faces by now. ]

yeah. i suppose so.

should i tell him that i sent them to you too?

[saltinourstars]

[Tsukki is often the cause of Suffering Face, so there's that too.]

Depends

Are these for before or after the test?

[dontinteract]

i could send the standing up ones before and the bed ones after. that would probably be good.

he'd like that, i think.

[saltinourstars]

Perfect.

Tell him I helped when you send the second set. Then I can tease him.

[That way, Tsukki isn't tormenting Kuroo before the exam. Which is really very thoughtful of him!]

[dontinteract]

[ Very thoughtful! They wouldn't want him to fail the test, what with all the excitement. ]

I can just see all the exclamation points and unrecognizable keysmashes now.

[saltinourstars]

Isn't that what life's all about?

[He cannot wait to tell Kuroo he's known about these photos for hours.]

[dontinteract]

Yeah. I guess it is.

thanks. for helping me with these.

do you send him pictures too?

[saltinourstars]

You're welcome

Sure - he usually starts it, though

[dontinteract]

He's not shy about it at all.

one time i was in the middle of class.

[saltinourstars]

Tsk tsk, checking your phone during class?

I think you deserved that one!

[dontinteract]

i can't ignore his texts, what if he needs me?