Sexting the night away

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[blindninja]

So you're coming back tonight?
You said you would
I heard it while you were flopping around screaming having an orgasm in my face

[assholic]

[... Matt.

It's a good thing she loved you.]

I'm bringing dessert.

[blindninja]

[Success! He could be a little bit proud of himself.]

Are we having that before or after I show you the fingering menu technique?

[assholic]

After. Or maybe during.

[blindninja]

During? That's going to be messy.

You seemed put off by dessert last time. Sorry about that. I'll spare you the details.

[assholic]

Kind of hard to enjoy something warm and mushy when someone tells you sex is like sucking on a slug.

[blindninja]

But tongues do really feel like You're the sexiest slug I've ever taken to bed and I'll insist you think more highly of yourself.

But seriously, we don't have to talk about any of that ever again.

[assholic]

Gee, why wouldn't I want to talk about how you feel like you have a slimy nasty goo-creature in your mouth when we're having sex?

[blindninja]

The world's probably a little bit different from where I'm sitting. I wouldn't know. I'm used to it.

[assholic]

You're going to make me put an actual slug in your mouth.

[blindninja]

On second thought maybe don't come over tonight I've got an opening statement to rehearse errands to run neighbours to appease you know just it might be a little busy

[assholic]

Guess me and my batteries are just going to have to continue our torrid love affair.

[blindninja]

I don't want any slugs in my mouth. Or in my belly button. Or on my dick.

[assholic]

But that's all sex is to you. Just slugs.

[blindninja]

You know I wouldn't do it if it just felt like being covered in slugs.

[assholic]

And yet... slugs.

[blindninja]

Surely I didn't feel like a slug last night when you tried to suffocate me between your thighs.

[assholic]

Not like I could be blamed. You're very...

Enthusiastic.

[blindninja]

Really? I don't think I was the enthusiastic one last night.

[assholic]

You went at it for an hour.

An hour, Murdock. I'm surprised you didn't dislocate your jaw.

[blindninja]

Well you didn't want me to stop.

[assholic]

Why would I stop a man from doing a good job?

[blindninja]

I'd stay on my knees if it keeps you coming back for more.

[assholic]

I like you in a variety of positions.

[blindninja]

Does last night know that?