Sexting the night away

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel

[assholic]

[OTA for mistexts, F/M for shippy/smut. Cast, MCU, and crosscanon all wonderful (no Kilgraves).]

[blindninja]

So you're coming back tonight?
You said you would
I heard it while you were flopping around screaming having an orgasm in my face

[assholic]

[... Matt.

It's a good thing she loved you.]

I'm bringing dessert.

[blindninja]

[Success! He could be a little bit proud of himself.]

Are we having that before or after I show you the fingering menu technique?

[assholic]

After. Or maybe during.

[blindninja]

During? That's going to be messy.

You seemed put off by dessert last time. Sorry about that. I'll spare you the details.

[assholic]

Kind of hard to enjoy something warm and mushy when someone tells you sex is like sucking on a slug.

[blindninja]

But tongues do really feel like You're the sexiest slug I've ever taken to bed and I'll insist you think more highly of yourself.

But seriously, we don't have to talk about any of that ever again.

[assholic]

Gee, why wouldn't I want to talk about how you feel like you have a slimy nasty goo-creature in your mouth when we're having sex?

[blindninja]

The world's probably a little bit different from where I'm sitting. I wouldn't know. I'm used to it.

[assholic]

You're going to make me put an actual slug in your mouth.

[blindninja]

On second thought maybe don't come over tonight I've got an opening statement to rehearse errands to run neighbours to appease you know just it might be a little busy

[assholic]

Guess me and my batteries are just going to have to continue our torrid love affair.

Misfire or not, your choice!

[icycold]

So, what do you think of my nudes? Should I use filters or nah?

Oh, fun misfire.

[assholic]

Is that what that was? I thought you were showing me your Silence of the Lambs impression.

[icycold]

My what of the what?

[assholic]

ATTCH:

[icycold]

I don't look anything like that guy!

[assholic]

I was referring more to the downstairs scenario.

[icycold]

...

[assholic]

:D

[icycold]

Realizing now I sent that to the wrong person. Great.

[assholic]

You in the habit of sending your willy willy nilly?

[icycold]

No... guess I should've paid more attention. Sorry about that.

[assholic]

That's one text I'd think you'd double check before hitting send. What if it was a state secret? Or a family recipe. Some spy.