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Sexting the night away

the phone sex +
sexting meme
sexting meme
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[As if that was obvious.]
You figure out those three options yet, or do I need to spell it out for you?
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Nuh uh. I need to know you understand the parameters here, Counselor. Informed consent is kind of an important thing, especially with this.
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There's three ways to do this, Murdock. You can use it on me, which would be fun. You can use it on me while you're in me, which would also be fun. And I can use it on you. Either with you in me or not. I'm a fan of all the above.
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[She was grinning, watching his expression as her hand slid down the front of his shirt, moving to draw lines over the terrycloth of the towel he wore.]
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[She flicked her tongue out over his lips before drawing back, smiling.]
Only if I can bring my toy.
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[She laughed and got up when he passed, following close behind and reaching out a hand to snag his towel-- and pull it off.]
Whoops.
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[Sitting down on the edge of his bed he propped himself up on his elbows and shuffled backwards to give her room. His shirt dangled dangerously off his shoulders and his shirt cuffs pooled around his wrists.] You smell overdressed.
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And you look... delicious. Maybe I want to stay overdressed and tease you for a bit. You seem to be the one dressed for debauchery at the moment.
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I like you excited. Ever had an orgasm from... something not cock related?
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[Not that it mattered. Here she'd been thinking she was broaching new territory. That made it a little easier, though. Knowing that he'd enjoyed it before.]
Wait-- you've given a blowjob while getting anal sex, or gotten one while... I'm trying to figure out the dynamics here. There'd have to be more than two dicks involved. That's just math.
Matthew. You kinky fuck.
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peoplethings than he'd ever care to admit. Not to mention the fact that Elektra was batshit crazy and had him eating out of her hand for years.]I hate to disappoint, but. I'm more vanilla than ice cream.
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I doubt it. You dress up like a fetish partier and you enjoy pain more than anyone else I know. You're more like whiskey ice cream.
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It could be fun. It had to have been fun at some point. Or maybe not since he'd gone almost immediately onto the straight and narrow path once he graduated.] You know many blind fetish partiers in suits?
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[She tugged him down the bed towards her, crawling in between his legs, nudging his knees apart with hers.]
I spy with my little eye, someone about to enjoy themselves.
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[She crawled up until she could drape his thighs over hers, sitting back on her haunches and tucking him in close to her. She set the vibrator down, dragging her hands down along the insides of his thighs until she could frame his groin with her fingers.]
Just relax. Trust me.
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I feel dirty again - sensing a pattern here with you...
Me? I did nothing. /innocent
such denial, much guilt
Said the pot to the kettle.
I totally didn't start this at all >_> <_<
Except you DID
It was ONE INNOCENT QUESTION
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE it was.
She could have been like nah bro.
And yet...
See? Her fault. Ta da...
Psh. It takes two to tango, Devilboy.
Is that what we're calling this? Ass tango?
Polka ass
Wow
=D
Heading off soon. Long day. Touched Nathan Fillion's ass and walked into John Barrowman by accident.
Sounds fun =)
My glasses were tinted too dark and I could hardly see anything XD
BLIND AUSSIE
Kiwi* BUT CLOSE ENOUGH. I'd show you pics but then you'd think I'm not Hugh Jackman...
Not Hugh Jackman? (gasp) Say it ain't so!
I'm sorry :( I can give you shirtless Hugh pics or something instead? He's way cuter than me.
I'm forever disillusioned. My life is a lie. There is no hope. All is lost.
I just googled shirtless Hugh Jackman and got lost for 20 minutes. Thanks -_-
You're welcome. ♥~
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I'm going to bed :(
Sweet dreams, Hugh Jackman.
I'm going to Thor tomorrow night too so I'll vanish after 1am eastern :<
I'm PST, so I have no idea what time that is. But hey, HAVE FUN! =D
Oh. You're like 4 hours ahead but a day behind. So like 10pm.
Time is stupid
Yeah. It's worse around daylight savings. All that added confusion.
Worse when it happens at different days/weeks over the globe. So dumb
Someone here wanted longer summers so the dates changed. Now it's out of sync with everyone else.
UK date is different from Canada date too. It's all balls.
We should just delete daylight savings.
I'm on board with that. There are places in the US that don't have it too, so it's weird.
It’s just a hassle every 6 months and what you gain in sleep you end up losing again later anyways
it serves no purpose anymore.
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