Sexting the night away

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[blindninja]

The world's probably a little bit different from where I'm sitting. I wouldn't know. I'm used to it.

[assholic]

You're going to make me put an actual slug in your mouth.

[blindninja]

On second thought maybe don't come over tonight I've got an opening statement to rehearse errands to run neighbours to appease you know just it might be a little busy

[assholic]

Guess me and my batteries are just going to have to continue our torrid love affair.

[blindninja]

I don't want any slugs in my mouth. Or in my belly button. Or on my dick.

[assholic]

But that's all sex is to you. Just slugs.

[blindninja]

You know I wouldn't do it if it just felt like being covered in slugs.

[assholic]

And yet... slugs.

[blindninja]

Surely I didn't feel like a slug last night when you tried to suffocate me between your thighs.

[assholic]

Not like I could be blamed. You're very...

Enthusiastic.

[blindninja]

Really? I don't think I was the enthusiastic one last night.

[assholic]

You went at it for an hour.

An hour, Murdock. I'm surprised you didn't dislocate your jaw.

[blindninja]

Well you didn't want me to stop.

[assholic]

Why would I stop a man from doing a good job?

[blindninja]

I'd stay on my knees if it keeps you coming back for more.

[assholic]

I like you in a variety of positions.

[blindninja]

Does last night know that?

[assholic]

You seemed preoccupied and I didn't want to break your concentration. ;)

[blindninja]

No slugs, then maybe I'll make it worth your while tonight.

[assholic]

We'll see if you can, Lawyer.

[blindninja]

[...] Can you bring your whatever your batteries go into?
You don't have to. I'm just curious.

[assholic]

[My, my.]

Curious to use it on you or me?

[blindninja]

[She's a bad influence and he's worse off for knowing her.]

Nevermind. I feel dirty enough just thinking about it

[assholic]

Oh no. We're having this conversation. I'm bringing it, and we're using it. I just want to know if I need to bring lube or not.

[blindninja]

Lube? What? Exactly where do you think you're going to put it?