Sexting the night away

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the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[assholic]

I am going to educate you on the pleasures of vibrators, Matthew Murdock. It's going to be your best friend by the time I leave.

[blindninja]

You could just not leave and I won't have to learn anything. I'm a slow learner. Ticklish and sensitive. This is a bad idea.

[assholic]

This is the best idea. We're going to open up a whole new world for you, Matt. Literally. ;)

[blindninja]

I'm crying on the inside.
I mean why do you even need a whole bottle? A palmful is enough to get anything in there.

[assholic]

I expect we'll be at it all night. And there's two of us. Three options, Matt. Think about it.

[blindninja]

Wha
There's t
Oh
Oh [Things go eerily silent.]

[assholic]

Did I break you?

[blindninja]

Nope no everything's fine see you later

[assholic]

I'll be there. With my toy.

[blindninja]

[Somewhere in the back of his head there will be a small voice SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND SCREAMING]

[assholic]

[She'd be showing up an hour later, having had a shower, something to eat, time to digest it, and her stuff all packed up as she knocked on his door before just walking in.]

Ho-ho-ho.

Mooning Santa!

[blindninja]

[He's not ready. He's not even remotely ready. His work clothes were strewn around as haphazardly as case files and his hair is still wet. He's on the couch wearing just a towel, too engrossed with half a defence building in his head to hear her coming. When she arrives like the second coming of Christ she almost has him jumping out of the couch.]

Jesus Jess. Could you get any more ominous?

I couldn't help myself.

[assholic]

Really, Murdock? Santa's ominous now? Lighten up, Counselor.

[Walking in, she paused when she got around the dividing wall, taking in the mostly naked Matt in a towel, a smile lighting her features.]

Getting prepared for me, were you? That's so sweet.

With them gyrating hips

[blindninja]

No I- I was distracted with work. [Well, so much for that. He quickly grabbed his old work shirt and slid his arms into the sleeves.]

Back for more so soon?

And a belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly

[assholic]

Hey, hey. No getting dressed now. I like the view.

[She came in and set her bag on the edge of the table, moving to sit very close next to him.]

we had a Santa sized douchebag at work who wore a purple shirt. We called him Tinky Winky

[blindninja]

[He left the buttons undone and tried to sweep a few things into one pile on the table.] …no chance you forgot?

hahahahahaha

[assholic]

You that against it? I don't actually want to force you into anything, Matt. But... well. I think you'd like it.

[blindninja]

I... don't know what I'm agreeing or disagreeing to. [So, yeah, maybe he would try anything twice.]

[assholic]

Sex.

[As if that was obvious.]

You figure out those three options yet, or do I need to spell it out for you?

[blindninja]

[She got a lineface. And then an embarrassed face. And then an awkward face. And then it went back to embarrassed.] Well what do you want to do?

[assholic]

[Reaching out, she tugged on the opening of his shirt on the opposite side of his body, pulling him in closer.]

Nuh uh. I need to know you understand the parameters here, Counselor. Informed consent is kind of an important thing, especially with this.

[blindninja]

[She smells nice. She likes what she sees. She's being a bit distracting.] I think you'll have to inform me first, then.

[assholic]

[He was languid in his answer, almost too relaxed, but that was more than okay. She tugged him that little bit closer that let her lips brush over his. Something soft, something promising more later.]

There's three ways to do this, Murdock. You can use it on me, which would be fun. You can use it on me while you're in me, which would also be fun. And I can use it on you. Either with you in me or not. I'm a fan of all the above.

[blindninja]

[He leaned in, placing one hand on her thigh, running his fingertips gently along the seam down her inner thigh. When they put a bit of distance between their lips again, she'd be able to see half a lopsided smile starting to form as one of his eyebrows crawled up and up and up towards his unkempt still-damp hair. Honestly, she'd lost him shortly after 'Murdock'.] Did you screamed yourself hoarse last night when you were trying to rip my head off or can I play with you again?

[assholic]

I didn't take you for someone so easily distracted.

[She was grinning, watching his expression as her hand slid down the front of his shirt, moving to draw lines over the terrycloth of the towel he wore.]