Sexting the night away

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[assholic]

Oh no. We're having this conversation. I'm bringing it, and we're using it. I just want to know if I need to bring lube or not.

[blindninja]

Lube? What? Exactly where do you think you're going to put it?

[assholic]

Three options, Murdock. We can try them all out when I get there.

[blindninja]

No it's fine, really. You can keep it for when you're lonely.

[assholic]

Nope. Too late. It's in my bag along with a full bottle of lube.

[blindninja]

[There are no words to describe how embarrassed he feels right now.] I don't know why I asked. Temporary insanity. It's not- I wasn't being serious. At all.

[assholic]

I am going to educate you on the pleasures of vibrators, Matthew Murdock. It's going to be your best friend by the time I leave.

[blindninja]

You could just not leave and I won't have to learn anything. I'm a slow learner. Ticklish and sensitive. This is a bad idea.

[assholic]

This is the best idea. We're going to open up a whole new world for you, Matt. Literally. ;)

[blindninja]

I'm crying on the inside.
I mean why do you even need a whole bottle? A palmful is enough to get anything in there.

[assholic]

I expect we'll be at it all night. And there's two of us. Three options, Matt. Think about it.

[blindninja]

Wha
There's t
Oh
Oh [Things go eerily silent.]

[assholic]

Did I break you?

[blindninja]

Nope no everything's fine see you later

[assholic]

I'll be there. With my toy.

[blindninja]

[Somewhere in the back of his head there will be a small voice SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND SCREAMING]

[assholic]

[She'd be showing up an hour later, having had a shower, something to eat, time to digest it, and her stuff all packed up as she knocked on his door before just walking in.]

Ho-ho-ho.

Mooning Santa!

[blindninja]

[He's not ready. He's not even remotely ready. His work clothes were strewn around as haphazardly as case files and his hair is still wet. He's on the couch wearing just a towel, too engrossed with half a defence building in his head to hear her coming. When she arrives like the second coming of Christ she almost has him jumping out of the couch.]

Jesus Jess. Could you get any more ominous?

I couldn't help myself.

[assholic]

Really, Murdock? Santa's ominous now? Lighten up, Counselor.

[Walking in, she paused when she got around the dividing wall, taking in the mostly naked Matt in a towel, a smile lighting her features.]

Getting prepared for me, were you? That's so sweet.

With them gyrating hips

[blindninja]

No I- I was distracted with work. [Well, so much for that. He quickly grabbed his old work shirt and slid his arms into the sleeves.]

Back for more so soon?

And a belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly

[assholic]

Hey, hey. No getting dressed now. I like the view.

[She came in and set her bag on the edge of the table, moving to sit very close next to him.]

we had a Santa sized douchebag at work who wore a purple shirt. We called him Tinky Winky

[blindninja]

[He left the buttons undone and tried to sweep a few things into one pile on the table.] …no chance you forgot?

hahahahahaha

[assholic]

You that against it? I don't actually want to force you into anything, Matt. But... well. I think you'd like it.

[blindninja]

I... don't know what I'm agreeing or disagreeing to. [So, yeah, maybe he would try anything twice.]

[assholic]

Sex.

[As if that was obvious.]

You figure out those three options yet, or do I need to spell it out for you?