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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[animalprint]

he called me MISS

HE WAS ASKING FOR IT

[padadin]

Lance.

[redsoles]

[ It's not bravado and the fact it took Cor at least five minutes to find his phone and another ten to even bother moving for it has nothing to do with anything!]

I'm not the one thinking I'm dying. And it took no time, some of us have work to do and can't be lounging around all day.

[nevercomefirst]

you're a walking "get out of jail free" card Victor Nikiforov

[extremeteenbible]

Are you kidding? I love ogres! Why just the other day I was saying, "You know what we need? MORE OGRES."

[iceflares]

But enough for Yuri to complain about it.

Haven't you known Yuri enough to kind of get used to it?

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[ex_lion_hearted129]

Heavy. Impractical. All around ridiculous.

[betweenthedevil]

you're already closer than you think

[bespin]

You ruined my favorite shoes.

[renegadejedi]

Perhaps they're Phasma's. Though I don't suppose she's the frilly -lacy type. [He can't believe his life has come to this.]

I can still dislike her and appreciate her usefulness.

[mumistheword]

Not necessarily that you did. Merely that it is a possibility.

Though I strongly suspect that your point about the timing still stands.

[the_tailor]

Shiro?

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[redsoles]

No, that sounds like death to me.

[shokola]

It's an Android, sir, Galaxy S3
Probably autumn replace it but they still

[For the love of Christ.]

They'll never make software can translate Cajuns, English or French

Not a lot to see in Louisiana less you like water, it's mostly swamp

Credence Barebone | Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

[bonebare]

1. Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.

2. Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.

3. I should apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash.

4. Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right

5. TEXT HIM.

[niepokonany]

I mean whatever, same diff?

[nevercomefirst]

let that year rot in the grave of history

what resolution are you breaking before next week?

[supravietui]

i'll owe you, but it can't be anything untoward.

[neutronium]

I don't think its wise of us to ask her.

I didn't hear you saying you actually dislike her.

[mumistheword]

I will ensure your privacy.

Though if you do anything without his permission, you will not enjoy the consequences.

[zee_zatara]

I thought you'd be impressed that I managed to do things they consider worse than being so closely acquainted with you.

I will not list all of them, because I'd rather not think about them too hard, but I will say that certain cape-wearing crusaders are really, really not fond of certain spells I've cast.

Especially ones that almost unravelled reality. Long story. Problem safely locked in a jar now.

oh my god thank you

[papawinchacha]

And I wouldn't remember.

[norms]

i don't know if i believe you
maybe you should convince me

[latebloomingeros]

Apparently. I'd apologize, if I could think of a way to bring it up without embarrassing myself and setting him off again...

He just always sounds so serious about the threats!

[engineblade]

Ridiculous, yes. But still somehow impressive.