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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[zee_zatara]

I thought you'd be impressed that I managed to do things they consider worse than being so closely acquainted with you.

I will not list all of them, because I'd rather not think about them too hard, but I will say that certain cape-wearing crusaders are really, really not fond of certain spells I've cast.

Especially ones that almost unravelled reality. Long story. Problem safely locked in a jar now.

[heckblazer]

Sounds like a terrific Thursday night.

Are they as fond of Vodka Zee as I am, by the by?

[zee_zatara]

Vodka Zee is a privilege only you are permitted. Well. You and that one TMZ reporter.

And probably Oracle. Who I probably owe heavily for keeping that footage offline.

[heckblazer]

Touched as ever to be entrusted with such secrets, love.

Shall I find some sorta dirt on the Bats for leverage, though?

'Twould be entirely for pragmatic, leverage-related purposes and not for mine own amusement whatsoever.

[zee_zatara]

I do know my secrets are safe with you.

And please don't. I've only just barely won back Batman's trust, and I'm the one who has to deal with his glares and occasional lectures in-person.

[heckblazer]

Well. I do sometimes get things right.

He only glares occasionally? What's he doing the rest of the time? Brooding? Scowling? Moping?