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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[underachievement]

I wouldn't know.

oh my god thank you

[papawinchacha]

And I wouldn't remember.

i'd say no thank YOU, but. tbh you're welcome.

[underachievement]

So it could've been worse.

[papawinchacha]

Just. Tell me it wasn't Heaven Hill.

[underachievement]

Watch it.
Wild Turkey.

[papawinchacha]

Right so.
Over 15 dollars. We're still good.

[underachievement]

Fuck off. You don't have standards.

[papawinchacha]

Point made.
Correction: Over ten dollars.

[underachievement]

Keep it up and I'll only stock malt.

[papawinchacha]

You wouldn't.
Do that to yourself I mean.

[underachievement]

I did you. Where's that place on the self-respect spectrum?

[papawinchacha]

[ O U C H. ]

Right so... Wild Turkey it is. No complaints.

[underachievement]

[ tough love shockingly not a hole song ]

I drink too much to set up shop on the middle shelf.