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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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Noctis Lucis Caelum | Final Fantasy XV

[engineblade]

1. I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

2. He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.

3. Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.

4. He told me it was a naked video of him so I opened it. I just got rickrolled while sexting.

5. I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes.

6. Text him!

3 I am not even sorry for this

[emojifox]

Noct? I don't think you're supposed to be able to text me!

OMG. /flail

[engineblade]

Uh. Surprise, I guess? I didn't think I actually could.

I HAD TOO

[emojifox]

Me either. Oh well, I'm pretty sure you're still loved! <3333

[engineblade]

Glad to hear that.

[Though hearing it from a creature who's only really appeared in his dreams? Yeah. Is there something else in this drink?]

5.

[protecting]

Anytime man. Though I've gotta say, just a "hey, I ran today" would work sometimes too

[engineblade]

At least you can't accuse me of lying with this.

[protecting]

That's fair, i would do that

Especially since you've never run a day in your life before now without daemons after you or me kicking your ass.

It's like you're motivated by showing me your dick

[engineblade]

That's definitely not true.

1 i am not sorry

[redsoles]

The weird crap never ends and it never gets any less. If you back away again you'll regret it.

[engineblade]

One could hope, at least.

[redsoles]

One could. But after thirty years it still hasn't gotten any better, so I wouldn't hold your breath. What's so weird that it's gotten your back up?

3

[imperfectphoto]

You didn't invite me; love is over.

[engineblade]

Is it too late to invite you?

[imperfectphoto]

Maybe if you apologize it won't be.

Re: 3

[reserved_cook]

Noct. Drinking alcohol whilst swimming is inadvisable. You could get inebriated and drown. Highly dangerous.

[engineblade]

I'm fiiiiine. It's just an inflatable pool.

[reserved_cook]

You can die in two inches of water. Be careful.

4.

[mumistheword]

I suppose that is one way to do it.

[engineblade]

There are just certain times you're not supposed to troll.

[mumistheword]

Unless it was not intended as trolling.

2

[ex_lion_hearted129]

Heavy. Impractical. All around ridiculous.

[engineblade]

Ridiculous, yes. But still somehow impressive.

[ex_lion_hearted129]

Maybe.

Still. I'm imagining the process of putting that on and taking it off.

3

[blossomblade]

Hmmm. I should consider the question seriously then.