bakerstreet

C'mon, what's a little urine between friends? I'll make it up to you, I promise.

You ruined my favorite shoes.

Think of it like a spit shine, only stronger.

You don't spit shine suede.

Nobody wears suede shoes anymore. I did you a favor!

I paid good money for those shoes. You didn't do me any favors.

While we're on the subject, you might want to lose the cape, too. It's a little pretentious.

First you pee on me and now you insult me. This is shaping up great for you.

I'm just trying to help! Don't get your silk boxers in a bunch.