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[allaboutmeme]

 

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[skyhighblue]

Ha. Ha. Oh. My sides. Ha. >:/

[boogerman]

Now that we've established I don't want to.

[skyhighblue]

Then why complain if someone you don't know, or even care to know, thinks you wouldn't be an awesome friend?

[boogerman]

To spite you and your obsession with my friendship, mostly.

[skyhighblue]

And here I thought we were actually making progress. Why you got to be like that, Pitch?

[boogerman]

Does this qualify as stalking? What you're doing?

[skyhighblue]

Fiiiine. I won't answer your text next time you ask a question. Better?

[boogerman]

I may have mixed your number up with Jack's

I do that sometimes, Sarah.

[skyhighblue]

[Jack? Wait..Does that mean..?]

Ah-ha!! You DO have friends! I knew it!!!

Is that your BFF? What's he like? I bet he's super patient because it's you, Patches.

[boogerman]

He's like any other psychopathic demon snowman, loads of fun for the whole family.

[skyhighblue]

...

That. Is so. COOL!

[We've established that he has no common sense, right? ]

[boogerman]

He'll eat you, Sarah.

[skyhighblue]

Aw man...How do you know that doesn't eat kids?

[boogerman]

I know the Tooth Fairy, she only eats the teeth.

[skyhighblue]

[Is that really an improvement? On the one hand, it's not children. On the other hand, gross.]

I...Guess that's...something...

I don't see how teeth have nutritional value though.

[As opposed to children, Sora?]

[boogerman]

Calcium and the little bit of meat in the middle.

[skyhighblue]

[Oh god...He did NOT need to know that after all.]

I'm sorry I asked.

[boogerman]

How do YOU know it doesn't taste delicious?

[skyhighblue]

Because I just do.

[Rough housing and baby teeth..You can probably guess what happened a couple of times as a result.]

[boogerman]

You'd probably turn down a nice fried tarantula too.

What is up with captcha lately!? It's been giving me sass all weekend too!

[skyhighblue]

Is there ketchup involved? If there's no ketchup then yeah, I'd have to pass.

over 5000 comments or whatever the limit is D:

[boogerman]

Ketchup is disgusting. No ketchup for you.

For half a second there, I thought you meant between us and I was all "No way..How?!" XD

[skyhighblue]

I'm not trying an extra crispy tarantula without it. Nope. Not happening.

[boogerman]

You're not really having a tarantula experience if you drown it in that sort of crud.

[skyhighblue]

Fine...I'd try it with mustard then.