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[skyhighblue]

Ball park a guess then.

[boogerman]

China.

[skyhighblue]

Are you sure?

[Like he would really know otherwise.]

[boogerman]

I know which country I am, Sarah.

[skyhighblue]

Well, if you say so. I just would have thought it would be more...I don't know...lotus and chicken or something there for street food.

[He really has no idea.]

[boogerman]

If it's edible, it will be there and for sale.

And probably delicious.

[skyhighblue]

You can't see it, but I'm cringing here. Just because you can eat it, doesn't mean that you always should.

[boogerman]

People wouldn't pay for it if it weren't all delicious. Keep an open mind.

[skyhighblue]

Yes they would. Kale. Wheatgrass. Vegemite. Hákarl. Tripe. People will buy anything if you tell them it's a delicacy or good for you.

[boogerman]

Century eggs. Durian. Surströmming. Ever smelled those?

Oh god..Durian..no..no..just no..

[skyhighblue]

Uh...I don't know? Do I wanna know? I don't think I want to know.

ohohoh

[boogerman]

Surströmming is fish left in a can to ferment for six months and then eaten.

Some people swear by it.

worst smell ever!

[skyhighblue]

But...why?

[No seriously. Why would anyone do that to themselves? He just can't wrap his mind around it.]

[boogerman]

That's a good question, SARAH. It's not as if they're starving up there. They pay for the privilege of eating rotten fish.

[skyhighblue]

But that makes no sense..

[Way to break his brain there, Pitch.]

[boogerman]

Don't even get me started on century eggs. I haven't seen it, but I think it's duck eggs buried somewhere for half a year before eating.

[skyhighblue]

But..no..Just no...Why? Why would anyone do that?!

[boogerman]

You can't see it, but assume I'm laughing at you.

[skyhighblue]

Of course you would me. Just so you know, I'm scowling at you.

[boogerman]

I wasn't making it up, though.

[skyhighblue]

About laughing at me? I know. You're not nice enough to lie about something like that, Patches. :P

[boogerman]

Not that, the food.

[skyhighblue]

Aw man..I was trying to not think about that stuff any more!

[boogerman]

I hope you weren't eating!

No, I take that back, I hope you were.

[skyhighblue]

Heartless

[Now, either Sora was calling him that or that's what he's dealing with. Maybe even both.]