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[boogerman]

Century eggs. Durian. Surströmming. Ever smelled those?

Oh god..Durian..no..no..just no..

[skyhighblue]

Uh...I don't know? Do I wanna know? I don't think I want to know.

ohohoh

[boogerman]

Surströmming is fish left in a can to ferment for six months and then eaten.

Some people swear by it.

worst smell ever!

[skyhighblue]

But...why?

[No seriously. Why would anyone do that to themselves? He just can't wrap his mind around it.]

[boogerman]

That's a good question, SARAH. It's not as if they're starving up there. They pay for the privilege of eating rotten fish.

[skyhighblue]

But that makes no sense..

[Way to break his brain there, Pitch.]

[boogerman]

Don't even get me started on century eggs. I haven't seen it, but I think it's duck eggs buried somewhere for half a year before eating.

[skyhighblue]

But..no..Just no...Why? Why would anyone do that?!

[boogerman]

You can't see it, but assume I'm laughing at you.

[skyhighblue]

Of course you would me. Just so you know, I'm scowling at you.

[boogerman]

I wasn't making it up, though.

[skyhighblue]

About laughing at me? I know. You're not nice enough to lie about something like that, Patches. :P

[boogerman]

Not that, the food.

[skyhighblue]

Aw man..I was trying to not think about that stuff any more!

[boogerman]

I hope you weren't eating!

No, I take that back, I hope you were.

[skyhighblue]

Heartless

[Now, either Sora was calling him that or that's what he's dealing with. Maybe even both.]

[boogerman]

Heartless, soulless, conscienceless.

[skyhighblue]

With a secret love of puppies and poetry. :P

[boogerman]

Is poetry edible where you come from? I know puppies are.

[skyhighblue]

Well... I guess you could eat books but I wouldn't go around eating puppies. That just sounds wrong. And don't go quoting different cultures at me. You haven't met some of the dogs I have. They have jobs and degrees and stuff.

[boogerman]

You're assuming I'm not already a cannibal, as in human flesh, not fellow spirits.

[skyhighblue]

I thought to be a cannibal you had to eat your own kind?

[Seriously? THAT'S what you're taking away from that message, Sora? REALLY?]

[boogerman]

Half of them were human once, I'm one of the rare freaks. It's the thought that counts?

[skyhighblue]

I...guess? I don't think being a cannibal is supposed to be a good thing though...

[boogerman]

Would you rather be eaten by your friends and family or left in the dirt to rot with worms crawling through you?