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[skyhighblue]

[Jack? Wait..Does that mean..?]

Ah-ha!! You DO have friends! I knew it!!!

Is that your BFF? What's he like? I bet he's super patient because it's you, Patches.

[boogerman]

He's like any other psychopathic demon snowman, loads of fun for the whole family.

[skyhighblue]

...

That. Is so. COOL!

[We've established that he has no common sense, right? ]

[boogerman]

He'll eat you, Sarah.

[skyhighblue]

Aw man...How do you know that doesn't eat kids?

[boogerman]

I know the Tooth Fairy, she only eats the teeth.

[skyhighblue]

[Is that really an improvement? On the one hand, it's not children. On the other hand, gross.]

I...Guess that's...something...

I don't see how teeth have nutritional value though.

[As opposed to children, Sora?]

[boogerman]

Calcium and the little bit of meat in the middle.

[skyhighblue]

[Oh god...He did NOT need to know that after all.]

I'm sorry I asked.

[boogerman]

How do YOU know it doesn't taste delicious?

[skyhighblue]

Because I just do.

[Rough housing and baby teeth..You can probably guess what happened a couple of times as a result.]

[boogerman]

You'd probably turn down a nice fried tarantula too.

What is up with captcha lately!? It's been giving me sass all weekend too!

[skyhighblue]

Is there ketchup involved? If there's no ketchup then yeah, I'd have to pass.

over 5000 comments or whatever the limit is D:

[boogerman]

Ketchup is disgusting. No ketchup for you.

For half a second there, I thought you meant between us and I was all "No way..How?!" XD

[skyhighblue]

I'm not trying an extra crispy tarantula without it. Nope. Not happening.

[boogerman]

You're not really having a tarantula experience if you drown it in that sort of crud.

[skyhighblue]

Fine...I'd try it with mustard then.

[boogerman]

Other people eat it plain. Do you want to be less of a man than everyone else?

[skyhighblue]

I'm a kid, remember? I think I can be a little less of a man when it comes to trying weird foods for the first time.

[boogerman]

It's not as weird as the cockroaches.

[skyhighblue]

[Cockroaches? Blaaah!]

I'm not eating cockroaches. Not even on the table as an option. Nope. Nah-uh.

[boogerman]

They're very healthy, really good for your heart. And crunchy.

[skyhighblue]

Nope. Nope. Nopenopenope.

[So not happening.]

[boogerman]

Suit yourself, Sarah. More for me.

[skyhighblue]

I have this mental picture of a bowl of popcorn but it's popped cockroaches instead...It's not appetizing at all...