Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a concientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be.
The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapien. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed.
Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human.
So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?
As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best.
However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to.
According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right.
Pet people age more quickly than humans, at least physically, and many types have long lifespans. It is not uncommon for pets to be passed through the family. When getting your child their first pet, it's important to keep in mind that just because the pup is tiny now, a grown pet can be jumpy around a small child.
It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant.
Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet.
These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from liscenced kennels or breeders.
Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions.
Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends.
Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans.
With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master! |
Vincent Law/Ergo Proxy // Ergo Proxy // OTA
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He wasn't sure what possessed him to purchase a pet. A unicorn, no less. Something rare and exquisite.
Ashley suspected that he was probably going to destroy it. Plants had always died under his care, flowers rotting in pots and vases on his windowsills. He left them there, until his brother Arkady cleared them away and scolded him for being slovenly.
Arkady was gone now, gone forever, and all Ashley could feel was the void he had left behind.
So he bought a pet. Pets were good for filling the void in the loss of a loved one, weren't they?
It would be entertainment. He could prod at it, find out what made its little heart tick. Fortunately, he supposed, for the pet, Ashley Raventon was not cruel. But he was careless and spoilt to an extreme degree, and his heart was wretched with pain from his loss.
Lounging over the back of a chair, Ashley stared at his pet, studying him like a pinned butterfly. His long red hair spilled forward over his shoulder and the back of the chair like a river of blood, adding to the unnerving sharpness of his stare.
"There are take out menus on the table," he said. They were the first words he'd spoken to his pet, having conducted the transaction with nothing more than a point of his finger and a toss of money. In English, with a soft, cultured Louisiana accent that spoke of money, despite the irritable drawl in which he delivered the words. "Order something."
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He was a plain black unicorn. He was so plain, he didn't even sport a ring of jewels at the base of his ebony horn. And with his black tufted tail, he'd been mistaken for a donkey several times.
His other half had not been any help at all, perhaps feeling the best way to escape was to be bought. Part of Vincent hoped they'd stay, he was so tired of being a stray, but this new owner didn't have a lick of warmth in him, had hardly even looked at him...The couch the man was laying on had gotten more attention than he had. He'd hoped for a bath, maybe some grooming, hell even a tour of his new home.
Nothing.
He just stood awkwardly in the room, green eyes wandering and taking in what he could.
Then, he spoke, and his long black ears perked at the voice of his new master.
But it wasn't anything he expected. Menus?
He looked around for the table in question, and then to his master.
"O-Okay..." he replied quietly, going over and shuffling through the menus, but not really reading them. He had no appetite and his master hadn't indicated in the slightest what he'd want.
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Kuroo Tetsurou | Haikyuu!! | M/M
Flynn Scifo | Tales of Vesperia | OTA
As a master, Flynn is strict but also loving and protective of his pet. He sets many rules he expects his pet to follow, but in return he is quite generous with rewards, though he is easily flustered by more sexual ones and enterprising pets may have a decent time turning the tables on him in the bedroom.]
Nakajima Atsushi | Bungou Stray Dogs | OTA
first time owner/new master/etc!
It's only now she's gotten curious. She's woken up after a sexy dream, and there he is sleeping at the bottom of her bed and he's so cute and sweet and... ]
Kitty! Kitty, are you awake?
[ If he isn't, the sixteen-year-old girl's bad stage whisper has probably awakened him, along with rubbing at him with one foot. ]
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new master, unfortunately
Oh boy.
Tugging anxiously at the sleeves of his jumper, oversized and sticking out from beneath his blazer, Mika hopes that the way he's regarding Atsushi doesn't seem too amateur. He might be a newbie, but he's determined to step up to the job. Mama didn't raise no slacker.]
Er... Ya gonna... [... and he's off to a great start, losing his words just as quickly as he speaks them. He swallows thickly.] Y-Y'gonna have to remind me what ya name was again, if 'm gonna be lookin' after you for the time being--!
[Don't mind the accent.]
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Sollux Captor II Homestuck II OTA
zaheer bell | original | m/m
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Bratty Mcbratterson...
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Yukisada | Ice Scream | M/M
hello momma owl
Not that he minds. It's almost like having a -... Well. Someone who takes care of him, anyway.]
I'm home!
[He dumps his bag and shoes at the entrance, and walks into his little apartment.]
Hello tiger son
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RIP wolf daddy
nooooo!!
It was a matter of time
nooo don't tear the family apart!!
TOO LATE
wolf daddy... we never knew you
Now it is tiger dad's turn
rawr
10/10 brave and mighty rawr tiger husband
actual tiger version of simba
Rip Mufasa
... sudden chapter 39 feels
Ouch--
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Mirai Kuriyama (栗山 未来) // Beyond the Boundary (境界の彼方) // ota
Kaguya Nanbu | Endless Frontier | OTA
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Okay! PM if you see anything you'd like to edit and/or abridge in the reply
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KAGEHIRA MIKA | enstars
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when your owner cant be bothered to walk like not even two feet
he's lucky mika's an angel
This is very true
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Adam | Only Lovers Left Alive
If you're looking for exotic, he's the pet for you, though he might creep your friends out. He's a vampire bat with large ears, wings that are attached to his arms and sharp fangs. His ears and wings are black, and he feeds on blood. Be prepared to indulge his love of music by providing him with instruments and records (which he prefers over CDs or MP3s). He needs a gentle owner, as he's depressed and has a loner personality.
M/F with the exception of Sir Thomas Sharpe and MCU Loki.]
Ashley Raventon | Lost Souls | M/M
Mavros Shahrizai | Kushiel's Legacy | M/M
Ritsu Sakuma | Ensemble Stars! | M/M
ravyn song | original character | m/m
mix and match!
But the desire for a master was built into his very existence, and he couldn't deny its pull at times. He'd watch people on the streets and wonder if any of them were kind to their pets, or maybe disagreed with the institution altogether. Stiles was always careful not to be seen in case someone reported him, or worse tried to catch him. But sometimes he'd risk it to catch a glimpse of one man who would always walk past him, a human with a kind face and a smile naturally curving his lips up at the corners. Stiles doesn't need a master, but sometimes he catches himself thinking about having one anyway.
\o/
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I'M SO SORRY I THOUGHT I TAGGED THIS
Ren Nagai | original character | male preference, OTA