The Epic Rap Battles of Roleplay Meme

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ROLEPLAY MEME



So Epic Rap Battles of History are an awesome idea, but even though they do cover fictional characters from time to time, there's gonna be plenty they'll never touch.

So that's where this meme comes in.

1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line.
2. Tag around!
3. Your characters are now engaged in a RAP BATTLE. Go nuts. If you don't know what to do, check out some of the ones in the above link for examples.
4. Have fun, damn it.

Comments

Tavros Nitram | Homestuck

[amia_bull]

[Yes. Hell yes. Hell fucking yes.]

i'm so sorry i had to

[faygod]

Little pissblood wants a challenge?
Well he's gonna fucking get one.
Thinks he's a slam poet
But he's never even met one!
Setting all of these sick fires
But your method's fucking flawed
See a mortal troll can burn
But you don't fuck with a god!

Demon Lord Asmodai | Future Card Buddyfight

[asmodance]

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ENCOURAGED ME DWI

[killswithbrooms]

Hey!
You look pretty big and kinda mean and scary-
But I'm not gonna judge! You won't find me wary!
I'm pretty sure that we still could get along
'Cause even if this is a rap, it's kinda like a song
And I don't know about you but if there's one thing I'm sure-
-of, it's how if you're gonna duet, you've gotta be assured
I guess all I'm sayin' is that I think we could have some fun!
So toss it back to me and we'll give it our best run!

[LOOK AT THIS SMALL ROBOT CHILD LOOKING UP AT YOU SO HOPEFUL AND DELIGHTED]

The Witch | Into the Woods

[lostthebeansagain]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Yo, Yo, Yo!

Okay, I'll admit my rhymes aren't really slick
Looks like you were hit by the giant ugly stick!
You might be a witch, but this dragon's got fire
You'll soon be wishing you were dealing with the Hobbits in the Shire
Nivalis Goldenscale, It's a pleasure to meet you.
I'm gonna do my best in this battle to beat you.

Phoenix Wright | Ace Attorney

[bewrightback]

[Please no.]

[dancinglydescend]

[Ron DeLite has never rapped before in his life but if it will make him cool in the eyes of Dessie he will do it.

(Unfortunately, nothing can make Ron cool, but thankfully his wife doesn't care.)]

Yoooo, I've... heard you are the uncontested king of defense
And I gotta admit that my trial was intense
You helped me get off scott-free and got on with my life
Plus I am still super loved by my beautiful wife
So now that it's all over there's just one thing left to do
And it's to say some words again: Thank yoooooou!!!!

Roll Light | Mega Man [Powered Up] || I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.GIF but ota

[killswithbrooms]

[gon sweep the floor wid chu see if she dont]

Link | Starbomb | OTA

[goddammitoldman]

[AW, YEAH. HERO OF RHYME IN THE HOUSE, Y'ALL.]

[amia_bull]

I have got to admit that I'm digging the clothes,
And, uh, wish I could get me some of those,
But wearing green ain't the only skylark mark,
So, uh, on a rapping journey we're going to embark,
You may be looking pretty cool but who knows if you've got skills,
Or if your being here is just a way to show off your clothes' frills,
So, yo, show me what you've got if you're a rapping machine
Or I'll be the one to trample you and knock you out clean,
Yoooooooo,

L Lawliet | Death Note

[dead_black_eyes]

[dead_black_eyes]

I've got a thousand cases between all three of my names,
So I've been around the block and I'm not new to this game.
I'll beat your ass in tennis, chase you right into a dead end,
And I don't give a damn about your Shinigami boyfriend.
Put your hands in the air when my officers say "freeze",
You're more powerless to touch me than an excess of calories.
I'm a very busy genius, don't got time for your shit,
So you can just take a potato chip
and
eat
it

Little Mac || Punch Out!!/Super Smash Bros.

[dreamcrusher]

Nick | The Walking Dead | WHAT AM I EVEN DOING

[fuckitall]

Yo, name's Nick
I'm with the cabin group
My uncle Pete's no longer with me
And so is Luke
I ain't a rapper by any means
But Kenny dares to compare Vanilla Ice to me
Hate to break it to you, old man but can't you see
That this 13 point buck is on fire
(Like Katniss Everdeen?)
But if bustin' rhymes is all I gotta do
Let me tell you somethin' man, I may just surprise you

Misa Amane | Death Note | OTA

[lovesickkiller]

[Ready to get down to this. sick. beat.]

Harley Quinn | B:TAS | OTA

[didntgetthejoke]

[Aw yeah she has been preparing her entire life for this, even if kazoo ballads are more her style.]

[frostingfetish]

Hey hey hey!
Miss Harley Quinn I'm Pinkie Pie!
A super duper party pony gonna give this game a try!
They say your kinda nutty? Well you're not the only one!
Wanna see if the two of us can have a little fun?

Jaune Arc || RWBY

[scraggly]

[ are you ready for the illest rhymes

as in they may actually make you ill with how awful they are ]

X-Ray || X-Ray and Vav

[subparkour]

PETRE ( oc )

[broil]

Ratched-ass babies trying to get me in a fight, they just mad about their daddy 'cause I fucked his ass last night.

[i'm so sorry]

...couldn't resist the dare...

[theirmessenger]

[Have a trolly archangel with questionable rhyming skill?]

That's real cute, but it sure isn't right--
You couldn't find your dick with tweezers and a flashlight.
Besides, to fuck my Dad's ass, you'd have to find Him first
and beg Him to bend over for a lame-ass skinny jerk.
How the hell are you fucking the biggest asshole in the universe?
You'd need to pack more than that vibrating thing you keep in your purse.

Tetsuya Kurodake | Future Card Buddyfight

[buddyfaiight]

oh god how do i even

[tongue3y3s]

Hey, banana-pan! Um, fuck! [Shuffling sounds.]

Okay.
So, you think you're all that, you small fried tuber wedge?
I could have just said 'fry' there, but I didn't! Why's that?
Because unlike your scrawny pink carcass, I'm of the raddest species in the land!
... Wait, was that supposed to rhyme somewhere? Shit.
You think you're so cool with your lame-ass demon in a world full of dragons?
Well get ready to laugh, because...
Your ignorance is no joke, and that's FUCKING BANANAS! [Pause for laughter, that was a good one. Bananas, did y'all catch that? Clears throat, continues:]
You think your 'break-dancing' is the shit, well I can outclass you-- I mean, yuh? Ya? How do you--
I can do everything you can but with SWORDS, that's why I'm the master! Mast-uh? Ah?
Um. Mast-UH!
So go cry to your lusus, because, er...
Do you even have a lusus? I don't want to bring up any bad memories and make you actually cry or anything! Human tears taste kind of boring, and it's really awkward--

Look, I'm just here because Dave put me up to this. [Terezi Pyrope is good at many things and rapping is not any of them.]

The Signless | Homestuck

[69problems]

[This isn't exactly his area of expertise but you know what, why not?]

Horuss Zahhak || Homestuck

[hunglikeahoruss]

[Please give me an excuse to write about sweat and terrible horse puns.]

double the horsepun, double the fun

[authoritative]

In the mane, I find your style incomprehensible
Using steam for robots is simply reprehensible
Electroni% and motors are the tools of a master
And though their forms are fine, you ought to rein in the disaster
Of your robotic creations-- they're rotten to the bone
For your mechanical sins you really ought to atone

The Summoner | Homestuck

[likeabos]

[As if I could resist such a challenge.]

[69problems]

[Alright, here we go! Get ready to hear the Holy Word, Summoner.]

So you're fighting for a revolution,
Resolution, a solution to society
Let me hit you (nonviolently)
With a dose of sobriety:
You can't make peace with murder,
And what you think of as equality
Is genocide, realistically
Cull 'til you're on top,
Then who could oppose you?
Then you'd be the oppressor,
Until someone overthrows you.

Travis Touchdown | No More Heroes

[crownless_king]

[...why the fuck am I doing this to myself?]

Kakyoin Noriaki | Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

[lapidarius]

[What rhymes with 'Hierophant'?]

Ryuko Matoi | Kill la Kill

[dishonorstudent]

Give it your best shot!

Jake Jensen | The Losers

[hacksoff]

[ AHEM. ]

My name is Jensen, and I am neat
I love pretty girls and I love to eat
I made this rap from my mind
And I am very, very kind

I like to drive fast in fancy cars
And chicks dig me like chocolate bars
You say I'm bad? But I am good!
So shut up now, and eat some food

[meatthefuture]

Did you say you had meat?
Cuz I really want it
I'm going to drop the beat
And get up on it
I can eat meat every night and day
What's a car I don't care
Just get out of my way
I'll eat it all, but I won't stay still
You've got the meat but I've got the will
So come on, give it to me
I'm gonna eat meat and I'm gonna eat free
If you're bad or your good
Who knows? Gimme some
I'll eat all the meat
and then go have fun!

Rock Lee | Naruto

[niceguypose]

[meatthefuture]

Hey! I like your your caterpillar brows
But I'm going to win and I'll tell you how.
I don't gotta go to school to do what I do
I just gotta get a big ship, flag and crew

You can throw your cool knives and read books
I can stop everything with a single hard look
Think you can take me? Go ahead and try it
I'm the man whose gonna be King of the Pirates

Discord | My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

[spiritofdisharmony]

[Bring it on.]

[listentothesound]

Rapping isn't normally my thing...

But if you wanna clash? Then let's clash.

Adagio Dazzle here.
Just thought I'd let you know
You think you know what Chaos is?
Hah! Like you'd ever know.
Music works better when you're reigning in your slaves
With ballads and jams and even octaves.

The funny part is I'm not sure what you're supposed to be.
A Zebra, lion or even chimpanzee
So relax, sit back whilst The Dazzlings take the stage
We're gonna mess you up with rap, So we can't wait to see your rage.

Lydain Pelkys | Homestuck OC

[sombercomedienne]

/gently slides from her tavros account into this one...

[twinkle_fins]

[Most seadweller adults are probably terrifying, but this one is smiling benevolently and keeping his hands tucked in his pockets. Never fear, small and adorable clown-child! He is only here to flirt and make everyone around him uncomfortable.]

So, I've been hearing that your slamming is simply divine!
I hope that if you'll listen to mine, then I can listen to thine~
I have no topic set, no need for destruction.
(If I'm using poetry, I'd rather use it for seduction!)
More interesting to me is the sound of the word--
And I'm sure that from you they'll sound sweet as a bird--
Together we can deal blows to prose, do some rhyming instead~
Oh, darling, will you join me, or shall you refuse to be led?